My fine is $271.83
For anyone who has, or maybe has not, gotten this email forward, here's the updated version...
Just read the list of 'offenses' and if you' ve done each, you owe that fine. Keep going until you' ve read each 'Offense' and added up your total fine, then post it in a comment!
Smoked Pot $5
Did Acid $10
Had Sex at Church $25
Woke up one morning and did not know the person who was next to you $40
Had sex with someone on the phone or webcam $22
Had sex for money $100
Vandalized something $20
Had sex on your parents' bed $10
Beat up someone $20
Given money to a stripper $20
Kissed someone whose name you didn't know $0.10
Hit on someone at work $5
Hit on someone of the same sex at work $10
Had naughty thoughts about someone at work $5
Masturbated at work $20
Drove drunk $50
Got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk $30
Used toys while having sex $35
Got drunk, passed out, and don't remember the night before $20
Gone skinnydipping $5
Gone skinnydipping in daylight $10
Had sex in a pool or hot tub $10
Played spin the bottle (the kissing one) $2
Made out in a tent or igloo $5
Cheated on your significant other $20
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend $30
Done oral $5
Got oral $5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving $25
Stole something $10
Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars $50
Had a threesome $33
Been in the same room while someone was having sex $25
Had people in the room watching while you had sex $30
Had sex with someone 10 years older $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 $25
Said you love someone but didn' t mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight --$15
Had sex with two people of the opposite sex at the same time $60.30
Peed in the pool $0.50
Been arrested $5
Spent time in jail $15
Done something you regret $20
Done anal $60
Lied to your mate $6
Lied to your best friend $16
Lied to your mate about the sex being good $15.65
Had sex somewhere very public (park, theatre, etc) $20
Videotaped yourself or someone else having sex $27
Snuck into a concert or show without paying $11.11
Done something naughty with a musical instrument $5
Passed out/fell asleep while making out or having sex $10
Passed out/fell asleep while driving $15
Made out/had sex in a gondola or elevator $2
Made out on a chair lift $5
Stuck gum under a table $8 (ew! what were you thinking??!)
Broke into a building (your own house doesn't count!) $10
Avoided homework to do something illegal $12
Joined the Mile-High Club $40
Wrote naughty stories $15
Read smut $10
Watched pr0n $20
Stole a street sign $20
Pressed all the buttons on the elevator right before you got out $0.33
Wrote your own doctor's note $10
Bondage of any sexual sort $25
Sex with a nurse $30
Sex in a boat! $20
Tally em up! What'd you get? ^_^
Just read the list of 'offenses' and if you' ve done each, you owe that fine. Keep going until you' ve read each 'Offense' and added up your total fine, then post it in a comment!
Smoked Pot $5
Did Acid $10
Had Sex at Church $25
Woke up one morning and did not know the person who was next to you $40
Had sex with someone on the phone or webcam $22
Had sex for money $100
Vandalized something $20
Had sex on your parents' bed $10
Beat up someone $20
Given money to a stripper $20
Kissed someone whose name you didn't know $0.10
Hit on someone at work $5
Hit on someone of the same sex at work $10
Had naughty thoughts about someone at work $5
Masturbated at work $20
Drove drunk $50
Got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk $30
Used toys while having sex $35
Got drunk, passed out, and don't remember the night before $20
Gone skinnydipping $5
Gone skinnydipping in daylight $10
Had sex in a pool or hot tub $10
Played spin the bottle (the kissing one) $2
Made out in a tent or igloo $5
Cheated on your significant other $20
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend $30
Done oral $5
Got oral $5
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving $25
Stole something $10
Stole something worth more than a hundred dollars $50
Had a threesome $33
Been in the same room while someone was having sex $25
Had people in the room watching while you had sex $30
Had sex with someone 10 years older $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 $25
Said you love someone but didn' t mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight --$15
Had sex with two people of the opposite sex at the same time $60.30
Peed in the pool $0.50
Been arrested $5
Spent time in jail $15
Done something you regret $20
Done anal $60
Lied to your mate $6
Lied to your best friend $16
Lied to your mate about the sex being good $15.65
Had sex somewhere very public (park, theatre, etc) $20
Videotaped yourself or someone else having sex $27
Snuck into a concert or show without paying $11.11
Done something naughty with a musical instrument $5
Passed out/fell asleep while making out or having sex $10
Passed out/fell asleep while driving $15
Made out/had sex in a gondola or elevator $2
Made out on a chair lift $5
Stuck gum under a table $8 (ew! what were you thinking??!)
Broke into a building (your own house doesn't count!) $10
Avoided homework to do something illegal $12
Joined the Mile-High Club $40
Wrote naughty stories $15
Read smut $10
Watched pr0n $20
Stole a street sign $20
Pressed all the buttons on the elevator right before you got out $0.33
Wrote your own doctor's note $10
Bondage of any sexual sort $25
Sex with a nurse $30
Sex in a boat! $20
Tally em up! What'd you get? ^_^