HELLO YOUNG STRINGBEAN! SINCE YOU FAILED TO COMPLY WITH ME, I SHALL HAVE TO RESORT TO LEAVING SEVERAL COMMENTS ON YOUR LIVEJOURNAL! NOW, I CAN UN-PUNISH YOU, BUT FOR NOW YOUR PUNISHMENT SHALL BE: AT HALF PAST MIDNIGHT ON OCTOBER 11, YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF HANGING FROM THE CEILING BY YOUR TOENAILS. AND YOU WILL HEAR A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD SHOUTING, "YOU STUPID ASS! YOU ARENT IN IB!" YOU WILL ALSO FIND BOTH OF YOUR GUITARS SMASHED TO SMITHEREENS THE NEXT MORNING. ALSO DON'T BE SUPRISED IF YOU SUDDENLY HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE, THAT IS JUST A SIDE EFFECT FROM HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME. BUT KNOW THAT THIS SINGING VOICE WILL DISAPPEAR AROUND MID DECEMBER, AND THEN YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TALK NORMALLY. YOUR VOICE WILL SOUND LIKE THE VOICE OF A HYENA IN DISTRESS!
THIS HARSH PUNISHMENT CAN BE RENOUNCED IN ONLY ONE WAY! YOU MUST RETRIEVE THE INTERGALACTIC POTATO FROM THE FIREY PITS OF THE HISTORY CLASSROOM AT NORCROSS HIGH SCHOOL! THEN YOU MUST SUBMERGE IT IN ORANGE JUICE MIXED WITH PRUNE JUICE AND SPRINKLE IT WITH CHICKEN DUST! AFTER PERFORMING THESE TASKS YOU MUST SACRIFICE THE POTATO AT THE ATRIUM ON A GOLDEN ALTAR! THEN YOU SHALL BE SPARED FROM MY WRATH!
AT HALF PAST MIDNIGHT ON OCTOBER 11, YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF HANGING FROM THE CEILING BY YOUR TOENAILS. AND YOU WILL HEAR A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD SHOUTING, "YOU STUPID ASS! YOU ARENT IN IB!" YOU WILL ALSO FIND BOTH OF YOUR GUITARS SMASHED TO SMITHEREENS THE NEXT MORNING. ALSO DON'T BE SUPRISED IF YOU SUDDENLY HAVE A BEAUTIFUL SINGING VOICE, THAT IS JUST A SIDE EFFECT FROM HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME. BUT KNOW THAT THIS SINGING VOICE WILL DISAPPEAR AROUND MID DECEMBER, AND THEN YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO TALK NORMALLY. YOUR VOICE WILL SOUND LIKE THE VOICE OF A HYENA IN DISTRESS!
THIS HARSH PUNISHMENT CAN BE RENOUNCED IN ONLY ONE WAY! YOU MUST RETRIEVE THE INTERGALACTIC POTATO FROM THE FIREY PITS OF THE HISTORY CLASSROOM AT NORCROSS HIGH SCHOOL! THEN YOU MUST SUBMERGE IT IN ORANGE JUICE MIXED WITH PRUNE JUICE AND SPRINKLE IT WITH CHICKEN DUST! AFTER PERFORMING THESE TASKS YOU MUST SACRIFICE THE POTATO AT THE ATRIUM ON A GOLDEN ALTAR! THEN YOU SHALL BE SPARED FROM MY WRATH!
THE GREAT AND HOLY SALAD GOD
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Complete the prophecies! Save Mothman and the Dragons from the grays, plebiens, and Bill Clinton!
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