Sweet mother of Aiden!...er, babysitter, that is.

[staccato71]

So I'm here babysitting for this absolutely adorable kiddo named Aiden who lives a few blocks away. And he's doing god-knows-what to my cell phone...I should probably make sure it's still alive. Me encantan los hijos pequenos. (Or whatever.) And now Aiden is standing on top of the couch and delivering an fascinating oration, or rather, what appears

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[mulberryswirls]

If a plane travels 2100 km with the wind and the return trip is 1 h longer and the rate of the plane in still air is 325 km/hr, what's the rate of the wind?

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Chew on it. Deerwoman. (?)

Gawd I'm confused.

[staccato71]

Erm....didn't we already look at this one? WHY DO WE NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THIS STUFF ANYWAY. Stupid Christopher. Did he go on about his university and how all of the juniors and seniors would get together and do these things called 'airplanes'? If not, ask him to explain 'em tomorrow. What a riot that man is. Anyway, I'm doing math too, but I'm doing THIS chapter's math, as opposed to LAST chapter's math. And I just ate a waffle, because Aiden's parents are GODS and happened to have waffles. And the sweet little monster has gone to bed, so feel free to call my cell phone and we'll mathatize. I can't wait!

[urmomsausername]

Are you saying I'm NOT a god because I happened to be out of waffles when you came over last??? You bitch.

Just kidding. :)

And by the way, I officially claimed pope-hood WAY before you. So there.

[staccato71]

If you'd like to be called a god,that's all the more reason to make sure that you have waffles when I'm coming over.

Don't even try the pope thing. EVERYONE WHO THINKS THAT MIRIAM SHOULD BE POPE AND NOT COLIN SAY "I".

Hah.

[milkywaymdnght]

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