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So I'm sitting in EAD (environmental analysis and design) and I'm bored out of my skull. I bust out my PowerBook and start playing Quake 3. Playing Quake 3 with a trackpad is not easy but it impresses the ladies. Then the TAs started getting nosy so I quit out of that.
I turned to the girl sitting next to me and I said, "Do you mind if I watch porn?" I waited a brief silence and then said, "Just kidding!" She said, "Oh no, that's totally cool. I love watching porn. I do it all the time. I saw this REALLY good one with Jenna Jameson once. I just can't stand gay porn. The thought of a guy's dick in another man's ass creeps me out. Lesbian porn is alright though."
I love college.
I turned to the girl sitting next to me and I said, "Do you mind if I watch porn?" I waited a brief silence and then said, "Just kidding!" She said, "Oh no, that's totally cool. I love watching porn. I do it all the time. I saw this REALLY good one with Jenna Jameson once. I just can't stand gay porn. The thought of a guy's dick in another man's ass creeps me out. Lesbian porn is alright though."
I love college.