About a Boy

[stabtheheart]

So there's this kid who gets mad at Julian because Julian doesn't come home at night. And I'm basically his new roommate (or so he lays claim to me as such). Anyway, the truth is, he's a real penis. I'm not sure it would bug him so much if he knew, but I think he's in the dark as to his true scrotal identity. I wouldn't wanna be his roommate so I withhold judgment on Julian for his lack of presence to this strange one. I love Julian.

[23:15] assofspades: so how's shit at goucher
[23:15] x12siegel19x: I'm home
[23:15] x12siegel19x: for passover
[23:15] assofspades: oh word
[23:15] assofspades: duh
[23:15] x12siegel19x: shit here is good, though
[23:15] assofspades: awesome
[23:15] assofspades: must be nice to get away from that stinkhole of a room
[23:15] x12siegel19x: haha
[23:15] x12siegel19x: yep
[23:16] assofspades: with smeagol clawing around the room
[23:16] x12siegel19x: hahaha
[23:16] x12siegel19x: always looking for his precious
[23:16] assofspades: hahahahahaha
[23:17] assofspades: he's going to get you filthy tricksy hobbitses in your sleeps he is
[23:18] x12siegel19x: haha
[23:19] assofspades: good thing his stiff crooked hands and withered legs make him easy to evade and overpower
[23:19] x12siegel19x: ohmygod
[23:19] x12siegel19x: hahahaha
[23:19] assofspades: OH MY GOD I'M TERRIBLE
[23:20] x12siegel19x: that was so close to being too much
[23:20] x12siegel19x: soooo close!
[23:20] assofspades: whatever, i'm talkin bout smeagol baby

I also forgot to mention that this penis suffers from some sort of muscular dystrophy.