my surgery
was yesterday and everything is cool.
i dont really remember anything besides them putting the iv in my arm and waking up and changing
according to my mom when i woke up from the anethesia and shit i was like this is why i dont put poisons in my body and started going on about how "Kids these days" ruin thier bodies and thier lives by dumping drugs in them and bringing back prohibition, i told everyone that i was going to california for spring break and that iw as gonna go shopping and spend money instead of getting trashed, and telling everyone that i wanted a cheeseburger so my mom brought me one and i started talking about the special ed kids i voulenteer with and how one of them talks about cheeseburgers alot. then the nurse offered me cranberry juice and i was like "cranberry juice! how did you know i love cranberry juice" then i told her and everyone else in the area that they were beautiful and i loved them and wanted to take them all home beacause i loved the hospital so much, then i started crying again and talking about how i wanted to be oprah so i could help all the children in the world who coudlent afford health care, and i told the nurses that it was a shame how much money britney spears makes just to take off her clothes and dance around and that they all deserved raises and the socio-economic structure of america needed to change, and then i passed out.
when i woke up and the nurse wheeled me to the bathroom to change(it was outpatient surgery)she told me i was a "wonderful young lady with a good head on her shoulders"
of course i had no idea why beacuase i couldent remember anything.
i dont really remember anything besides them putting the iv in my arm and waking up and changing
according to my mom when i woke up from the anethesia and shit i was like this is why i dont put poisons in my body and started going on about how "Kids these days" ruin thier bodies and thier lives by dumping drugs in them and bringing back prohibition, i told everyone that i was going to california for spring break and that iw as gonna go shopping and spend money instead of getting trashed, and telling everyone that i wanted a cheeseburger so my mom brought me one and i started talking about the special ed kids i voulenteer with and how one of them talks about cheeseburgers alot. then the nurse offered me cranberry juice and i was like "cranberry juice! how did you know i love cranberry juice" then i told her and everyone else in the area that they were beautiful and i loved them and wanted to take them all home beacause i loved the hospital so much, then i started crying again and talking about how i wanted to be oprah so i could help all the children in the world who coudlent afford health care, and i told the nurses that it was a shame how much money britney spears makes just to take off her clothes and dance around and that they all deserved raises and the socio-economic structure of america needed to change, and then i passed out.
when i woke up and the nurse wheeled me to the bathroom to change(it was outpatient surgery)she told me i was a "wonderful young lady with a good head on her shoulders"
of course i had no idea why beacuase i couldent remember anything.