Mama Who Bore Me - A HIMYM Fortune Teller
The HIMYM itunes Fortune Teller
Rules: Set your itunes or other media player on shuffle. For each number click next, and write that song down as the answer. Don't cheat! You must write that song down no matter what! The answers don't always work, but they're almost always amusing.
Post and enjoy!
Stablergirl notes - ok so I stole this basic premise from a facebook app, and I know it's usually a fortune teller about YOU, but I thought it would be fun to apply it to our favorite characters! I came up with thirty questions and pulled up my itunes and here we go. Try it, it's fun. Feel free to steal these questions and hit up your own itunes to see what happens. Also, I like to find a quote from the song that I think applies, but you don't have to do that if you don't want. Enjoy!!
1. This song best describes the group of friends on HIMYM.
Return to Pooh Corner - Kenny Loggins
"Christopher Robin and I walked along under branches lit up by the moon, posing our questions to Owl and Eeyore as our days disappeared all too soon..."
2. This song describes how Lily feels after a day of work.
Just a Lil Bit - 50 Cent
"I wanna unbutton your pants just a little bit, take em off pull em down just a little bit. Get to kissing and touching a little bit. Get to licking and f*cking a little bit..." (lol mama needs her sugar...?)
3. If a song could adequately describe Barney’s suits, this would be it.
No Diggity, No Doubt - Blackstreet
"Baby you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in. Can I get down so I can win? I like the way you work it (no diggity) I'd like to bag it up."
4. This is how Robin feels about Canada.
Blues in the Night (My mama done tol' me) - Judy Garland
"From Natchez to Mobile, from Memphis to Saint Joe, wherever the four winds blow. I been in some big towns and heard me some big talk, but there is one thing I know...A man is a two face. A worrisome thing who'll leave you to sing the blues in the night."
5. If the booth at MacLaren’s could talk, this is what it would say.
Hey Love - Jason Mraz
"Hey love where you running to? Awful happens all the time, don't let it kill you."
6. This song best describes how Ted feels about Marshall.
Puddle of Grace - Amy Jo Johnson
"Today I found my face floating in a puddle of grace, a porcelain doll with cracks to mend. Oh Mamma, I found a friend."
7. If Robin Scherbatsky were the star of her own show, this would be the theme song.
I won't be your Yoko Ono - Dar Williams
"Well they could talk about me, yeah they could talk about me. Throw me to the velvet dogs of pop star history. But I won't be your Yoko Ono if you're not good enough for me."
8. The yellow umbrella has something to sing, and it’s this song.
Dance with the Angels - Lisa Loeb
"You want to dance with the angels? Well then embroider me with gold and I will fly with the angels and you can dance with me."
9. This song describes how Barney feels about Shannon.
Ready to Play - Sideshow
"Love's a score that doesn't pay, so now I'm ready to play."
10. This song describes how Barney feels about Robin.
Apologize - Timbaland feat. One Republic
"I'm holding on your rope, got me ten feet off the ground. I'm hearing what you say but I just can't make a sound. You tell me that you need me then you go and cut me down...but wait, you tell me that you're sorry, didn't think I'd turn around and say that it's too late to apologize..."
11. When Marshall looks at Lily, he feels like this.
Karen's Theme - The Carpenters (So beautiful! This song always brings a tear to my eye!)
12. When Ted’s mom is calling, this is her ringtone.
The Glory of Love - Keb Mo
"You've got to give a little, take a little, let your poor heart break a little..."
13. If the benefits of the bro code were to be expressed musically, it would be with this song.
Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
"You got soul, you got class, you got style with your badass. Ain't no other man it's true. Ain't no other man but you." (HA! I love this!)
14. This is Marshall’s idea of a perfect Sunday afternoon.
Canned Heat - Jamiroquai
"Dance. Nothing left for me to do but dance. All these bad times I'm going through, just dance. Canned heat in my heels tonight, baby." (lol dancer's hip?)
15. This is Lily’s unreachable dream.
Monster Hospital - Metric (hmm...not exactly...unless she's secretly a masochist?)
16. Ted and The Mom are going to dance to this song at their wedding.
You don't have to say you love me - Shelby Lynne
"You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand. You don't have to stay forever, I will understand." (kind of a downer Ted, come on.)
17. If Barney met God, this is what Barney would say.
Mizike - Zap Mama
(these lyrics aren't in english so apparently Barney will be speaking in tongues when he meets god.)
18. This is the drinking philosophy of our five favorite bar flies.
Sway - Michael Buble
"When marimba rhythms start to play, dance with me. Make me sway. Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore, hold me close. Sway me more."
19. This song is what Barney thought of Ted when they met for the first time.
Love Changes Everything - Aspects of Love
"Love, love changes everything. Brings you glory. Brings you shame. Nothing in the world will ever be the same." (dude...total barney/ted)
20. These will be Robin’s dying words.
Fairytale - Sarah Bareilles
"The story needs some mending and a better happy ending, cause I don't want the next best thing."
21. This song best describes Ted’s first kiss.
Full House theme song (LOL!)
22. This song best describes the friendship between Lily and Robin.
The Guilty Ones - Spring Awakening
"Who can say what dreams are? Wake me in time to be out in the cold. And who can say what we are? This is the reason for dreaming."
23. When a stranger meets Lily, this is what they might think of her.
Another Brick in the Wall - Class of '99
"We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Teachers, leave the kids alone." (omg!! so funny!)
24. This is what Ted would shout from the mountain tops.
Someone Like You - Shawn Colvin
"I've been searching a long time for someone exactly like you. I've been travelling all around the world, waiting for you to come through."
25. This will be the soundtrack to the famous future front porch.
What Child is This? - David Osborne (uh...really?)
26. When playing laser tag, Barney feels like this.
Angel Standing By - Jewel
"All through the night I'll be watching over you...When you cry I'll be there, baby, telling you you were never nothing less than beautiful..." (aw Barney...associate laser tag with anybody??)
27. When smoking a cigar, Robin feels like this.
I Love you Truly - Al Bowlly (speaks for itself)
28. 9 out of 10 times, when Marshall goes to the jukebox he plays this song.
Bright Lights - Matchbox 20
"She got out of town on a railway New York bound, took all except my name...maybe you'll find something that's enough to keep you but if the bright lights don't recieve you turn yourself around and come on home."
29. If Ted had a video resume, this would be the song playing in the background.
Damned Ladies - Audra McDonald (yeah this doesn't really work, lol...)
30. This is what you will name this post.
Mama who Bore Me - Spring Awakening (HAHA!! How I Met Your MOTHER! I did not rig this, i swear!)
Rules: Set your itunes or other media player on shuffle. For each number click next, and write that song down as the answer. Don't cheat! You must write that song down no matter what! The answers don't always work, but they're almost always amusing.
Post and enjoy!
Stablergirl notes - ok so I stole this basic premise from a facebook app, and I know it's usually a fortune teller about YOU, but I thought it would be fun to apply it to our favorite characters! I came up with thirty questions and pulled up my itunes and here we go. Try it, it's fun. Feel free to steal these questions and hit up your own itunes to see what happens. Also, I like to find a quote from the song that I think applies, but you don't have to do that if you don't want. Enjoy!!
1. This song best describes the group of friends on HIMYM.
Return to Pooh Corner - Kenny Loggins
"Christopher Robin and I walked along under branches lit up by the moon, posing our questions to Owl and Eeyore as our days disappeared all too soon..."
2. This song describes how Lily feels after a day of work.
Just a Lil Bit - 50 Cent
"I wanna unbutton your pants just a little bit, take em off pull em down just a little bit. Get to kissing and touching a little bit. Get to licking and f*cking a little bit..." (lol mama needs her sugar...?)
3. If a song could adequately describe Barney’s suits, this would be it.
No Diggity, No Doubt - Blackstreet
"Baby you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in. Can I get down so I can win? I like the way you work it (no diggity) I'd like to bag it up."
4. This is how Robin feels about Canada.
Blues in the Night (My mama done tol' me) - Judy Garland
"From Natchez to Mobile, from Memphis to Saint Joe, wherever the four winds blow. I been in some big towns and heard me some big talk, but there is one thing I know...A man is a two face. A worrisome thing who'll leave you to sing the blues in the night."
5. If the booth at MacLaren’s could talk, this is what it would say.
Hey Love - Jason Mraz
"Hey love where you running to? Awful happens all the time, don't let it kill you."
6. This song best describes how Ted feels about Marshall.
Puddle of Grace - Amy Jo Johnson
"Today I found my face floating in a puddle of grace, a porcelain doll with cracks to mend. Oh Mamma, I found a friend."
7. If Robin Scherbatsky were the star of her own show, this would be the theme song.
I won't be your Yoko Ono - Dar Williams
"Well they could talk about me, yeah they could talk about me. Throw me to the velvet dogs of pop star history. But I won't be your Yoko Ono if you're not good enough for me."
8. The yellow umbrella has something to sing, and it’s this song.
Dance with the Angels - Lisa Loeb
"You want to dance with the angels? Well then embroider me with gold and I will fly with the angels and you can dance with me."
9. This song describes how Barney feels about Shannon.
Ready to Play - Sideshow
"Love's a score that doesn't pay, so now I'm ready to play."
10. This song describes how Barney feels about Robin.
Apologize - Timbaland feat. One Republic
"I'm holding on your rope, got me ten feet off the ground. I'm hearing what you say but I just can't make a sound. You tell me that you need me then you go and cut me down...but wait, you tell me that you're sorry, didn't think I'd turn around and say that it's too late to apologize..."
11. When Marshall looks at Lily, he feels like this.
Karen's Theme - The Carpenters (So beautiful! This song always brings a tear to my eye!)
12. When Ted’s mom is calling, this is her ringtone.
The Glory of Love - Keb Mo
"You've got to give a little, take a little, let your poor heart break a little..."
13. If the benefits of the bro code were to be expressed musically, it would be with this song.
Ain't No Other Man - Christina Aguilera
"You got soul, you got class, you got style with your badass. Ain't no other man it's true. Ain't no other man but you." (HA! I love this!)
14. This is Marshall’s idea of a perfect Sunday afternoon.
Canned Heat - Jamiroquai
"Dance. Nothing left for me to do but dance. All these bad times I'm going through, just dance. Canned heat in my heels tonight, baby." (lol dancer's hip?)
15. This is Lily’s unreachable dream.
Monster Hospital - Metric (hmm...not exactly...unless she's secretly a masochist?)
16. Ted and The Mom are going to dance to this song at their wedding.
You don't have to say you love me - Shelby Lynne
"You don't have to say you love me, just be close at hand. You don't have to stay forever, I will understand." (kind of a downer Ted, come on.)
17. If Barney met God, this is what Barney would say.
Mizike - Zap Mama
(these lyrics aren't in english so apparently Barney will be speaking in tongues when he meets god.)
18. This is the drinking philosophy of our five favorite bar flies.
Sway - Michael Buble
"When marimba rhythms start to play, dance with me. Make me sway. Like a lazy ocean hugs the shore, hold me close. Sway me more."
19. This song is what Barney thought of Ted when they met for the first time.
Love Changes Everything - Aspects of Love
"Love, love changes everything. Brings you glory. Brings you shame. Nothing in the world will ever be the same." (dude...total barney/ted)
20. These will be Robin’s dying words.
Fairytale - Sarah Bareilles
"The story needs some mending and a better happy ending, cause I don't want the next best thing."
21. This song best describes Ted’s first kiss.
Full House theme song (LOL!)
22. This song best describes the friendship between Lily and Robin.
The Guilty Ones - Spring Awakening
"Who can say what dreams are? Wake me in time to be out in the cold. And who can say what we are? This is the reason for dreaming."
23. When a stranger meets Lily, this is what they might think of her.
Another Brick in the Wall - Class of '99
"We don't need no education. We don't need no thought control. No dark sarcasm in the classroom. Teachers, leave the kids alone." (omg!! so funny!)
24. This is what Ted would shout from the mountain tops.
Someone Like You - Shawn Colvin
"I've been searching a long time for someone exactly like you. I've been travelling all around the world, waiting for you to come through."
25. This will be the soundtrack to the famous future front porch.
What Child is This? - David Osborne (uh...really?)
26. When playing laser tag, Barney feels like this.
Angel Standing By - Jewel
"All through the night I'll be watching over you...When you cry I'll be there, baby, telling you you were never nothing less than beautiful..." (aw Barney...associate laser tag with anybody??)
27. When smoking a cigar, Robin feels like this.
I Love you Truly - Al Bowlly (speaks for itself)
28. 9 out of 10 times, when Marshall goes to the jukebox he plays this song.
Bright Lights - Matchbox 20
"She got out of town on a railway New York bound, took all except my name...maybe you'll find something that's enough to keep you but if the bright lights don't recieve you turn yourself around and come on home."
29. If Ted had a video resume, this would be the song playing in the background.
Damned Ladies - Audra McDonald (yeah this doesn't really work, lol...)
30. This is what you will name this post.
Mama who Bore Me - Spring Awakening (HAHA!! How I Met Your MOTHER! I did not rig this, i swear!)