The Trouble with Barney (9/9)

[stablergirl]

Title: The trouble with Barney
Author: Stablergirl
Rating: MA
Author's Notes: Stand warned, this section is both dirty and mushy, so if those two things aren't your cup of tea, skip it.  Pretend chapter 8 was the last chapter.  If those two things ARE your cup of tea, enjoy it!  The final dose!
Disclaimer:  Nope.  Still not mine in any way shape or

Comments

[snogged]

This is freaking awesome!!

Loved the sex. And the gambling.

And I so wouldn't put it passed Barney to be the uncle that teaches kids things just because it'll make their parents turn three shades of angry red. I've got a friend who loves to coo swear words at babies. It's weirdly funny.

Anyways...I really like the idea of them constantly betting one another now that they got together.

And I thought you wrapped this up in a most tremendous way.

Braca!!

[stablergirl]

thank you!! I definitely see Barney as the bad influence uncle (always my favorite uncle, btw) making everybody else angry because of his shenanigans. I was going to have him messing with Ted's kids, but the peanut butter joke was just way too tempting ;-)

Glad you liked it!

[tempestdance]

Happy ending! Lovely!

They would so be like this when they get together.

Epic!

[stablergirl]

I can't live without happy endings ;-) thank you so much for sticking with all nine chapters of this and commenting so often! I appreciate it a ton!

[roland44]

Before I start reading, gotta say OMG THE LAST CHAPTER OH YAY AND OH NOEZ! *goes to read*

“You guys are like some twisted club, I never have any idea what the hell is going on.”
Oh Teddy-bear! You really have his voice down perfectly!

Ginger is very skilled with the sexual healing
Hehehe!

“I know a guy,” he says, off the cuff.
OMG TEDDDDDD!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA! THAT IS SO FREAKING ADORABLE!

She lasts four months as Roland and he admits it’s inspiring, so he spends seventy two hours showing her how impressed he actually is.
Hee! I always get extremely happy when people mention Roland and Swarley...I wonder why ;)

Oh the return of the Quaker Oatmeal guy!!! Did I mention that the moment you mentioned him in part 1 was when I started to fall in love with you?!

Lily gives her an odd look before admonishing her telepathically.Oh I can just picture this in my head

[stablergirl]

Yeah, Ted was kind of having a hard time dealing with this earlier in the story, so I thought...ok get him in here and make him the Ted we all know and love ;-)

>I always get extremely happy when people mention Roland and Swarley...I wonder why ;)
I actually thought to myself walking down the street yesterday "if I mention roland it will be funny for roland. I should make that happen." ! lol

Thank you so much for the awesome comments along the way! They kept me writing in a speedy manner so that this could get finished before the finale sweeps in and makes us all faint. glad the ending warmed you from the inside out ;-)

[roland44]

Love Ted so much I just created a community for him. It's not up yet but you can check it out once we get it running... haveyoumetjosh
You'll write some Ted fic if inspired, I hope?! ;D

You are so awesome to think of me when randomly walking down the street! *hugs*

I am *so* going to squee myself to death during the finale!! Hopefully it will provide lots more fodder for fic to get us through the long break!

[scubagurl22]

Very cute and very them. I really enjoyed this story, and this last chapter was the best by far!

[stablergirl]

wow thank you! I'm partial to the last chapter as well since it's the happy ending "how would they be together?" chapter. glad you liked it too

[mo_anam]

-> "We met because we both have a gambling problem. "

This got a simultaneous "aww" and *giggle*- which, it turns out, produce are rather odd noise when combined.

This actually made me laugh out loud several times, mostly over their various bets, which are just so *them* that I now accept this entire story as canon. You nailed everyone's voices, and the situations seemed so organic and natural, given their characters.

Lovely, just lovely.

The sex was also nice.

[stablergirl]

ugh that is such a compliment that you hear them and see them in the situations, because that's the huge thing you never know you'll pull off, you know? so thanks for that.

and sex is pretty much always nice if it involves Barney. ;-)