A good Joke Mate, not really
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked. The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar." The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."...
Other than that i been doing nohing lately, chillin workin, this summer should be teh best, im s senior now, and i think i passed me english class, that would be cool cause the whole year i did absoultly nothing..we willsee, i got work again today, and possiably if they changed my schudle ill be workin MON, TUE,THURS,FRI,SUN 5 days a week about 90 hrs every 2 weeks...lot of tips n a big check thats sweet..anyways i got to go get ready for work, shower n stuff, bye ill update later maybe when i get home
Other than that i been doing nohing lately, chillin workin, this summer should be teh best, im s senior now, and i think i passed me english class, that would be cool cause the whole year i did absoultly nothing..we willsee, i got work again today, and possiably if they changed my schudle ill be workin MON, TUE,THURS,FRI,SUN 5 days a week about 90 hrs every 2 weeks...lot of tips n a big check thats sweet..anyways i got to go get ready for work, shower n stuff, bye ill update later maybe when i get home