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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I donated bone marrow to nioki in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole l1nk1np4rk's purse (30 points). Last Sunday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In March I pulled dancingsalad's hair (-5 points). Last month I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (311 points). For Christmas I deserve a Nintendo Wii!
Sincerely,
stabbieangel