95 tall whole wheat mochas w/cheese
the days of bad coffee and stale poptarts
the coffee is bad, really bad. rememeber the yuck they pumped out of New Orleans? well that stuff is in my coffee cup and i cant put enough cream aor little sugar cubes in tit to make it taste better. its sad but i’ve had to give up my daily starbucks. sell your stock now before the shock waves hit. its not like its been the same since my favorite trio was split up. it seems the Caffinated Enchantress got a pink slip and the Mavin of Mocha was transfered to another store, then the Mistress of Caffeine went off and followed some boy to New Mexico and so there is no one to show me how to conjucate verbs in Pourtugese. oh well, but now it seems theres just a bunch of lumberjackish boys with there big bushy beards and while they are probably great guys, they just dont make coffee like thoes girls. any way i had to drop 95 tall whole wheat mochas w/cheese on new tires for the car and i was not planing that at all! yes i knew they were getting old and worn out, and that i really needed to replace them but i knew it wolud cost 95 tall whole wheat mochas w/cheese and i really dident have it but then, when they (they tire guy) showed me the tire that had a danish sized hole (ok maybe not denmark, maybe andoria), actually the tread was gone and just the inner guts of the tire were left and they were not going to put it back on and i dident want to drive around on that stupid little donut spare tire for 95 days so i relented. luckly for me i had some plastic in my pocket and the guys at the tire store did not look at it very closely, so i put 95 tall whole wheat mochas w/cheese worth of tires on my library card. at least the library dosent charge 21% intrest. I do have to go in and reshelve books, and i forgot that dewy decimal system we learned in elementary school.
the coffee is bad, really bad. rememeber the yuck they pumped out of New Orleans? well that stuff is in my coffee cup and i cant put enough cream aor little sugar cubes in tit to make it taste better. its sad but i’ve had to give up my daily starbucks. sell your stock now before the shock waves hit. its not like its been the same since my favorite trio was split up. it seems the Caffinated Enchantress got a pink slip and the Mavin of Mocha was transfered to another store, then the Mistress of Caffeine went off and followed some boy to New Mexico and so there is no one to show me how to conjucate verbs in Pourtugese. oh well, but now it seems theres just a bunch of lumberjackish boys with there big bushy beards and while they are probably great guys, they just dont make coffee like thoes girls. any way i had to drop 95 tall whole wheat mochas w/cheese on new tires for the car and i was not planing that at all! yes i knew they were getting old and worn out, and that i really needed to replace them but i knew it wolud cost 95 tall whole wheat mochas w/cheese and i really dident have it but then, when they (they tire guy) showed me the tire that had a danish sized hole (ok maybe not denmark, maybe andoria), actually the tread was gone and just the inner guts of the tire were left and they were not going to put it back on and i dident want to drive around on that stupid little donut spare tire for 95 days so i relented. luckly for me i had some plastic in my pocket and the guys at the tire store did not look at it very closely, so i put 95 tall whole wheat mochas w/cheese worth of tires on my library card. at least the library dosent charge 21% intrest. I do have to go in and reshelve books, and i forgot that dewy decimal system we learned in elementary school.