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i need a real coffee
horror!
i cross the street infront of on coming traffic with there turn indicators on,
yet they have no interest in turning, and face sheer peril,
and it was way to perilless if you ask me,
only to find that a pipe broke and the starbucks acrosst the street
is not open today. and worst yet, my car is in hospital and i have no way
of getting the160,934.7218694 centimeters,
not to mention the 2,299.0674553 arms-lengths
or the 2.8882239 chinese miles to get to the starbucks down the street.
sure it is only 880.00176 fathoms but i tried to get a ride with jacques cousteau.
hes people said they would get intouch with my people
I don’t have any people
sure i could walk, but im at work and i dont want to walk down the street like the crazy lady who walks down bay area blvd not using the sidewalks and cursing at any one who honks the horn. so i have ta’ wait till 10 when starbucks in the mall opens
oh look, its 9:59!
ciao!
im back
i got my coffee and im happy
hey did you know that a mile is...
1 mile [survey, US] = 5,702.860449 pie [Texas]
...but is that pecan pies or is it 3.14
my mechanic is happy.
hes holding my car hostge for $620.
please email you donations to me...
im not too proud to beg!
oh and if you think i should not go get coffee @ starbucks
you have obviously never drank the "coffee" from this place
remember the mucky water in New Orleans, after the flood?
they use it for coffee here.
horror!
i cross the street infront of on coming traffic with there turn indicators on,
yet they have no interest in turning, and face sheer peril,
and it was way to perilless if you ask me,
only to find that a pipe broke and the starbucks acrosst the street
is not open today. and worst yet, my car is in hospital and i have no way
of getting the160,934.7218694 centimeters,
not to mention the 2,299.0674553 arms-lengths
or the 2.8882239 chinese miles to get to the starbucks down the street.
sure it is only 880.00176 fathoms but i tried to get a ride with jacques cousteau.
hes people said they would get intouch with my people
I don’t have any people
sure i could walk, but im at work and i dont want to walk down the street like the crazy lady who walks down bay area blvd not using the sidewalks and cursing at any one who honks the horn. so i have ta’ wait till 10 when starbucks in the mall opens
oh look, its 9:59!
ciao!
im back
i got my coffee and im happy
hey did you know that a mile is...
1 mile [survey, US] = 5,702.860449 pie [Texas]
...but is that pecan pies or is it 3.14
my mechanic is happy.
hes holding my car hostge for $620.
please email you donations to me...
im not too proud to beg!
oh and if you think i should not go get coffee @ starbucks
you have obviously never drank the "coffee" from this place
remember the mucky water in New Orleans, after the flood?
they use it for coffee here.