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When I read this...I laughed. I laughed a lot.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Paul!

1. Paul became extinct in England in 1486!
2. A rhinoceros horn is made from compacted Paul.
3. The only Englishman to become Paul was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Paul from 1154 to 1159!
4. The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Paul.
5. Paul has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean.
6. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Paul.
7. Paul can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
8. It's bad luck to put Paul on a bed.
9. A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and Paul.
10. Only one person in two billion will live to be Paul!