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The Enterprise docked at Earth. After the cursory announcements were made, Jim said, "Alright. Safe landing. We have to dock the ship for repairs. You will have 3 weeks of shore leave. LET'S CONTINUE OUR ORGY DO ANOTHER PARTAAAAAYYYY!!!!"
Sulu and Chekov immediately start making out on the exit ramp so everyone had to join in walk around them. Uhura stood taking notes on the resilience of tongue muscles, a new private hypothesis that she was testing with Spock.
As the notice of the three weeks leave began to sink in, Scotty burst into tears. "Oh my lady, I cannot bear to part with you!" Then he started trying to chain himself to the ship. The Enterprise purred. Bondage was her kink.
"With all due disrespect captain, I do not think that this is a wise idea-" Spock said watching the Enterprise grow tentacles and start groping the Chief Engineer. Fascinating, he thought.
Bones interrupted, "Jim, the last time you said let's have a party, we ended up slamming into an asteroid which is why we're here for repairs. It's like tempting fate. Something is going to go wrong now. Oh God."
Jim ignored his Chief Medical Officer and pulled a padd out from nowhere. "Don't be paranoid, Bones, we're going to be fine. I just need to send off the debrief for the last mission and the application for repairs. It won't take a minute." He slapped on a few digital signatures without checking the footage and pressed 'Send'. Then he grabbed Bones' ass and pushed him up against the nearest wall.
Spock could not wrench his eyes away from the debauchery of the ship. "Captain, the Enterprise appears to be copulating with Engineer Scotty. I must conclude that the ship is indeed sentient and most probably of the female gender."
"Hmmm? Spock did you say something?" Jim said against Bones' ear.
"You better not be thinking about that green-blooded hobgoblin while you're touching me," Bones growled.
Footsteps approached.
"Captain Jim, I heard you were here for unscheduled rep-" Christopher Pike arrived at the dock in his wheelchair and tried to shield his eyes. "Good Lord, what is this...this...despicable behaviour going on here? You are all still in uniform, representing StarFleet. This is unacceptable. Why wasn't I given an invite to this? Kirk and the good Doctor oh God so hot, though I always thought the Captain had a thing for the First Officer. Guess I was wrong."
Captain Jim came up for breathe, composed as ever. "I can explain Admiral." Then he proceeded to rip his clothes off and commanded Bones to do the same. Sulu, Chekov and Uhura were nowhere in sight. "I apologise. We forgot ourselves."
Pike's mouth dropped open as he checked Kirk out. Then he felt warm warm hands embrace him from behind. "I believe your absence has affected me," whispered Spock.
***
Later when Bones came to, Kirk had already carried him to their room. Kirk had an incredibly smug look on his face.
Bones suddenly remembered something. He had a bad feeling about this. "You know the report you sent to Headquarters? Did you remember to erase the bit after we beamed up?"
"What? I switched off video monitors, it wasn't like there was anything to see after."
"You moron, Jim! Audio recordings were still running! I told you something was going to go wrong!"
"That still doesn't mean parties are a bad idea, Bones," Jim replied innocently.
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