PART TWO [CLOSED]

May 24, 2009 12:38


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the_summoning_d May 24 2009, 11:52:17 UTC
Dude. AWESOME.

YAY FOR PART TWO

To celebrate: Kirk/Spock and Kirk/Spock Prime; thinking about the differences between the two (Feel free to add 'in bed' to that sentence XD)

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the_summoning_d May 24 2009, 11:54:39 UTC
And thus, I maintain my streak of having the first comment on every post. WOOHOO :DDDDD

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the_summoning_d May 24 2009, 11:58:21 UTC
Congrats on your shameless first-post streak!

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the_summoning_d May 24 2009, 12:10:28 UTC
*squints* Sha...me? Please to be explaining this unfamiliar term? XD

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anonymous May 24 2009, 11:56:03 UTC
Uhura/Kirk (+ background Scotty)

Continuing the grand kink meme tradition of Kirk getting things beamed up his ass and limping to a crew member for help, it's Uhura's turn to deal with him.

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the_summoning_d May 24 2009, 12:10:56 UTC
Epic win, OP. Epic win.

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igrab June 1 2009, 18:46:30 UTC
): i want this, and I wish i could write it, but i so can't. i would be too embarassed and smash my forehead into the keyboard.

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slytherin_heart May 24 2009, 11:58:55 UTC
I'd anon, but I'm lazy and shameless.

Spock/Kirk, with top!Spock (pretty pretty please). Prompt: The number 7

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Response to Prompt: Seven Assertions (1/4) slytherin_heart May 24 2009, 22:08:56 UTC
Seven Assertions (PG-13)
Summary: Kirk makes seven wrong assertions about Spock. Spock sets him straight. So to speak.
An: Sorry for the low rating - probably wasn't what the prompter had in mind *blush*. Still, Spock's still top. :). Just for fun, yeah? Hooray for Star Trek!
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It was midnight on the Enterprise. Well, sort of. Strictly speaking, there were not, of course, days and nights in deep space. But it felt like midnight, in that Kirk wasn’t on-duty and should have been sleeping, not wandering around the gorgeous ship that he now called his own.

McCoy would be pissed if he knew. The captain had promised to sleep, and here he was indulging his desire to explore his ship. Kirk, however, had expertly plotted his route to take him nowhere near sickbay. What the good doctor didn’t know wouldn’t hurt him. Besides, that last diplomatic mission (or, as McCoy had called it, down right fiasco) had caused embarrassment, not pain, anyway ( ... )

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Seven Assertions (2/4) slytherin_heart May 24 2009, 22:10:57 UTC
“The gossip of the crew is of no concern to a Vulcan.”

“The crew thinks you’re green-blooded sex on legs. That under all that logic is a wild, take-charge animal of passion just waiting to get loose and have hot telepathic sex with some lucky human.”

“Indeed.”

Spock almost sounded bored by this news. Certainly not irritated. And that, naturally, irritated Kirk. “Of course, I personally don’t believe a word of it,” he said, giving his words an edge of insolent certainty. “They’ve got you all wrong. You’re as boring and unpassionate as they come ( ... )

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Re: Seven Assertions (3/4) slytherin_heart May 24 2009, 22:12:12 UTC
“First, you asserted I am the best gossip the ship has ever seen. This is inaccurate. Although it is arguable that the sex life of Vulcans makes excellent gossip for humans, the sight of the captain being teleported on board at the conclusion of a diplomatic mission, attired in nothing but a collar and a loincloth, makes equally titillating gossip.”

Kirk wasn’t sure if the flush he now felt was due to blushing or to Spock’s proximity. The Vulcan was absolutely radiating heat.

“Second, you asserted that I am cold-blooded. This is incorrect. I can only assume that you no nothing of Vulcan biology, or you would realize that my body temperature is, in fact, several degrees higher than a human counterpart.”

Stupid Vulcan, taking everything literally. Still, no kidding about the warmth. Their bodies weren’t even touching and Kirk could still feel the warmth flowing off of Spock. It might have been pleasant if Spock wasn’t going to kill him ( ... )

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samescenes May 24 2009, 12:15:27 UTC
girl!Kirk/Spock, teaching him to go down on her (because you know Spock would perform the most through cunnilingus known to alienkind)

...anon? what anon?

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slytherin_heart May 25 2009, 03:59:06 UTC
I don't think I could write this, but I sincerely hope that someone does. This will be epic.

*has no shame, and thus no anon*

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igrab June 1 2009, 18:50:28 UTC
oh my god yes.

so i had a thought earlier that it would be hilarious if kirk genderswapped but he didn't consider himself attractive (as in, his womanbody was not up to his standards) - and thus, felt that he was an atrocity and hilarity ensues. but then someone else disagrees, and proves that it's not the end of the world :)

IDK i'm basically just thirding this prompt, if i wasn't so pornshy i'd make an attempt but, ah. *pulls blanket over head* writing porn is scary especially with girls but seriously, this would be SO hot.

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snackbreak July 2 2009, 20:34:09 UTC
HOT LIKE BURNING

I loved that one prompt where Kirk gave girl!Spock lessons in what really really good sex is like for a girl, so it's only fair that Spock learns how to return the favor, y/y?

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anonymous May 24 2009, 12:16:42 UTC
Kirk/Spock. Half-human or not, alien sex is very different

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