Meta: James T. Kirk and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day.

[shinychimera]

In the interests of fan-fictional accuracy, I went through the film Star Trek carefully and documented every affliction Kirk suffers on the fateful day that takes up most of the movie.  (Heavy spoilers, of course.)   In the interests of sharing the fruits of my labors, well, here ya go:

Comments

[sangueuk]

But not before *somebody* gives him a blowjob.

*applauds* God knows he's earned it, right?

[shinychimera]

I agree, someone has to give that man a hand. Or a mouth. Or something! :)

[gmonkey42]

Haha, that's awesome.

From the Memory Alpha page on the giant red spider thingy hengrauggi: "Its head was inspired by a prolapsed rectum."

That's... wow. I'm glad I don't design sci-fi monsters for a living, lol!

[forthisreason]

I remember when we have a post on that announcement on ontd_startrek and everyone's reactions was +5 blink or glittery text "PROLAPSED RECTUM, WHY"

[shinychimera]

BLEURGH was pretty much my reaction to the prolapsed thing too.....

[speccygeekgrrl]

I don't know who's is more impressive, Kirk for taking all these hits or you for detailing them so precisely! ;D

[shinychimera]

You know, watching bits of the movie over and over again...so painful, the things I do for fandom....

Thanks! :D

[shadowclub]

Now we all know how much pain Jim can take!

I am highly amused:)

[shinychimera]

Glad you enjoyed.

[doctoraicha]

Actually, HOLY SHIT. We noted that Kirk gets beat up a LOT, but DAMN. He's an energizer fucking bunny to still be moving after about the first half of that.

[forthisreason]

Dammit, now an icon should be made that says "He keeps going and going and going and going..."

[doctoraicha]

Yes, yes. That. Argh! I am away from my desktop and my photoshop icon.

[shinychimera]

I agree, this is a necessary icon!