Title: Reddy for Duty
Author:
Fair HearingRating: PG-13
Characters/Pairings: Kirk/Spock, several redshirts, a mysterious man with a strange accent.
Summary: For the prompt "Kirk decides to prove to Spock and his crew that the Redshirt Phenomenon is just a myth." This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever written in my life.
Warnings: Language, sexual innuendo, really quite unfairly characterized Kirk, cracked-out crack-smoking crack.
Notes: Crawssposted to
kirkspock and
newtrekslash .
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