Herein Lies a Fic About Jizz, Spock/McCoy
Title: Herein Lies a Fic About Jizz
Rating: R
Pairing: Spock/McCoy
Summary: McCoy discovers that Spock's jizz is purple.
Warnings: Pure, unadulterated crackfic.
Notes: This was prompted by a friend after a conversation on Tumblr got out of hand; it all started with a question about what color Spock's jizz was, and. Well. Things went downhill from there. The rating's only that high because of the beginning, and language. It's really pretty tame, to be honest. Just...lots of crack.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, just playing with 'em for a little bit.
“Fuck, Spock, so close-“
“Ashayam!”
Leonard choked on a groan as he watched Spock falling apart beneath him, his back arching up off of the bed, fingers digging into Leonard’s back and leaving bruises and shallow cuts there.
“You gonna come for me, darlin’?” he growled, pumping his fist around Spock’s cock in time with his thrusts.
With a high pitched keening noise, Spock came, eyes squeezed shut and fingers scrabbling for purchase on Leonard’s back as he rode his orgasm out. Leonard followed him after two more thrusts, moaning Spock’s name as he did.
Panting, he slipped out of the Vulcan and collapsed next to him, reaching over with his clean hand for the towel he’d discarded earlier. Finding it, he brought his hand covered with Spock’s jizz up, ready to wipe it off, but froze before he could get there.
“Spock.”
“Yes Leonard?” was the sleepy response.
“Your jizz is purple.”
“Indeed.”
“Why?”
“Vulcan anatomy is not like human anatomy, Leonard.”
“But…purple jizz?”
“Vulcan semen is traditionally green, much like our blood, but my hybrid DNA caused mine to become purple.”
“And why did I not know this before now?”
“You never paid much attention during sexual activities.”
“Yeah, but why in the hell didn’t you tell me?”
“It’s not important. Finish cleaning and come to bed, ashayam.”
“Fuckin’ weird,” Leonard grumbled to himself, wiping his hand on the towel and using it to clean himself and Spock up. He stared at the substance on Spock’s stomach for a moment before wiping it off, thoroughly confused by it.
Now that’s something they’ll never teach you in med school, he thought before discarding the towel and laying down next to Spock.
He was so telling Jim about this tomorrow.
Rating: R
Pairing: Spock/McCoy
Summary: McCoy discovers that Spock's jizz is purple.
Warnings: Pure, unadulterated crackfic.
Notes: This was prompted by a friend after a conversation on Tumblr got out of hand; it all started with a question about what color Spock's jizz was, and. Well. Things went downhill from there. The rating's only that high because of the beginning, and language. It's really pretty tame, to be honest. Just...lots of crack.
Disclaimer: Don't own 'em, just playing with 'em for a little bit.
“Fuck, Spock, so close-“
“Ashayam!”
Leonard choked on a groan as he watched Spock falling apart beneath him, his back arching up off of the bed, fingers digging into Leonard’s back and leaving bruises and shallow cuts there.
“You gonna come for me, darlin’?” he growled, pumping his fist around Spock’s cock in time with his thrusts.
With a high pitched keening noise, Spock came, eyes squeezed shut and fingers scrabbling for purchase on Leonard’s back as he rode his orgasm out. Leonard followed him after two more thrusts, moaning Spock’s name as he did.
Panting, he slipped out of the Vulcan and collapsed next to him, reaching over with his clean hand for the towel he’d discarded earlier. Finding it, he brought his hand covered with Spock’s jizz up, ready to wipe it off, but froze before he could get there.
“Spock.”
“Yes Leonard?” was the sleepy response.
“Your jizz is purple.”
“Indeed.”
“Why?”
“Vulcan anatomy is not like human anatomy, Leonard.”
“But…purple jizz?”
“Vulcan semen is traditionally green, much like our blood, but my hybrid DNA caused mine to become purple.”
“And why did I not know this before now?”
“You never paid much attention during sexual activities.”
“Yeah, but why in the hell didn’t you tell me?”
“It’s not important. Finish cleaning and come to bed, ashayam.”
“Fuckin’ weird,” Leonard grumbled to himself, wiping his hand on the towel and using it to clean himself and Spock up. He stared at the substance on Spock’s stomach for a moment before wiping it off, thoroughly confused by it.
Now that’s something they’ll never teach you in med school, he thought before discarding the towel and laying down next to Spock.
He was so telling Jim about this tomorrow.