Title: Carry on, Bones 1/? (AOS)
Author:
sangueuk Rating: pg-13 - R
Character/Pairing: Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/Sulu, Kirk/anyone else who wants to play, also in this and later parts, appearances from Winona, Spock, Gaila, Uhura and, later, some cats.
Wordcount: approx 3,500 words (this part)
Summary: AU set in 23rd century Boston, owing both plot and premise to Jeeves and Wooster; Jim has inherited a lot of money and is leading the life of a gentleman of leisure - he’s got Winona nagging him to get married, can’t seem to remember to keep his clothes on and has just engaged a new butler, one Leonard McCoy.
Warnings: It’s cracky, silly, lots of cussing and all those other things you’d expect but I really couldn’t resist writing it! I mean - McCoy as a grouchy butler - what could possibly go wrong?
Disclaimer: I mean no offence and court no profits - this is just for fun. And it was fun!
FIC HERE Intriguing snippet: No more fights, he’s promised Winona. Not now. He’s trying for a life with a modicum of respectability. Being ‘upstanding’ - he recalls - that’s what she said he needs to work on: no more senseless fighting, quit drinking, no more promiscuity and definitely No Getting Arrested.