Title: a fucking space opera (or Six Characters Who Didn't Board the USS Enterprise)
Author: Signe (
oxoniensis)
Fandoms: Star Trek: reboot, plus guests from Merlin, Stargate Atlantis, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Supernatural, and Harry Potter
Characters: James T. Kirk, ensemble, Arthur Pendragon, Rodney McKay, Cameron Phillips, Sam and Dean Winchester, and Vanessa.
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 3,169 words
Beta: Thanks to the wonderful
littledrop for encouraging and being my Trek expert.
Warnings: None
[
His life's a fucking space opera. And not even the erotic type that airs on New HBO. No, it's the animated comic type where the captain goes splat against the wall every episode and the pointy-eared bastard quirks his pointy eyebrow and steps on the captain's flattened remains.]