I've picked up your used tissues, cleaned up your puke, and comforted you whenever lightning scared you. I'd say that qualifies me as a parental figure, kiddo.
And I consoled you, made sure you were taking the medication that was helping keep you stable, and have been silently chessmastering your life off and on since I reached puberty.
At the same time, you don't realize how incredibly predictable you are at times. A lot of the stuff you did, you did because I was okay with it. Otherwise, I'd whine and winge and give you puppy dog eyes. Or spike your drinks with extra sugar, knowing full well it'd act like an untraceable knockout pill.
...I'd say it's perfectly legal, after the prank with the Nair.
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...Which one of us is the parent here, bro?
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I exaggerate; I'm not Mephias.
At the same time, you don't realize how incredibly predictable you are at times. A lot of the stuff you did, you did because I was okay with it. Otherwise, I'd whine and winge and give you puppy dog eyes. Or spike your drinks with extra sugar, knowing full well it'd act like an untraceable knockout pill.
...I'd say it's perfectly legal, after the prank with the Nair.
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