my favorite fictitious pedobears
I've lied. I've stolen. I've had pre-martial sex with persons of my own gender. I've denounced any kind of higher power. I've wished death upon people for no reason besides the fact that they annoy me.
I thought I might as well get rid of any morals I have left. Just for kicks.
Woody Goodman: Big bad from season two of Veronica Mars. Baseball uniforms have always seemed slightly creepy to me, so I wasn't all that surprised when it was revealed that Woody was getting all molesty with his little league team. Plus- seemingly nice man of power in Neptune? Clearly evil.
Jim Cunningham: Self-help videos just scream kiddy porn dungeon. Really. Fear…Love.
Humbert Humbert: The father of modern cinematic pedophilia. Law & Order: SVU would look much different if it weren't for this guy.
Hans Beckert: He's got rape and murder covered. In the children's department, at least.
Hanna Schmitz: Technically an ephebophile. Technically hott.
I'm not even going to attempt to list the perverts from any television cop drama. That would take far too much effort.