Funny Kirk/Spock, "I have not sucked any dicks" (Virgin!Spock) sexual experimentation to true love
This is driving me nuts! I read a funny, well-written Kirk/Spock fic that starts with Kirk going kind of unconscious and delirious and Spock has to keep him awake by talking, and in the course it this Kirk finds out that Spock is gay or bi, and at one point says something like "I am not moving unless you tell me how many dicks you have sucked" and then Spock admits he is a virgin. He then comes to Kirk as a logical partner for non-emotional/exclusive sexual experimentation. Kirk is nervous about deflowering Spock, when, as he says, Spcks is at the stage of his development when he should be doing the Vulcan equivalent of holding hands and being dropped off by his mom at the movies, but they get it on. Then Kirk gets worried that things are going to get messy and tries to break it off, at which point Spock admits he is in love but says that he would continue to have non-exclusive sex with Kirk and that he never promised him anything, and Kirk says that he should be very jealous of any other hypothical lovers and shouldn't let anybody use Spock that way, so they stay together. Kirk then says that Spock probably thinks that they are going to live happily ever after and he loves him too much to tell him it probably won't work out that way. Thoughts? That is usually enough for me to re-find fics, but I have been looking for a week with no luck!