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So I finally am officially hired by World Gym. Buttttttt.... I have to wear special pants because loose shorts aren't allowed: someone might see up them. Oh, no. Who cares. All of the shorts I have have those built-in liners anyways so it's not like anyone would actually see anything. Whatever. So I went shopping today to try and fins some workout clothes that maybe are compressions shorts/capris. I tried on compression shorts and almost started crying. God has given me extremely large thighs because I guess he want's me to be able to drop-kick 350lb burglars. Which is fine, but it's awfully hard to find pants that fit my wait and my huge... assets at the same time. Plus I'm clinically overweight because of it. (At least I think that might be one reason). So I almost cried in the dressing room when I tried on compression shorts. It was not attractive at all. I'm never eating again.
I like how almost every single entry I ever make is me complaining about my body. I need to just get over it. I should just eat healthier I guess. It makes me in a bad mood not to eat bread. I eat fruit and complex carbs all day, but unless I can have a little but of that unhealthy white crap, I'm cranky.
Ewww I need a new topic. I really hope no one reads this ever. My stomach is mad at me for eating my kitchen. Earlier I got carried away and my kitchen look good so I ate it. oH, i see that i'm still on the same friggin topic arent i?
So back to the gym. Ummm. Today instead of turbo kick we did "PiYo" which is supposed to be a cross between pilates and yoga and it's supposed to lengthen your muscles. I don't know I think it's just an excuse to stretch, but I probably needed it so that was nice to be able to do that. There were only four of us at the beginning of class, and we voted to do PiYo. It was a nice change. She (Tabitha, the instructor) really likes to do lots of static squats. So my thighs are even bigger. great. But at least I'm getting toned.
I need to look for more ideas for the Kid's class. I had to teach it by myself on Wednesday and I was way nervous because it's hard to think of games for younger kids that the older ones won't totally hate. So we played "musical bosu balls" and obstacle course, and duck-duck-goose, and hot potato. Boooo.
This one little boy went around the circle six times saying "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck""duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck""duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck""duck" "duck" "duck" "duck"! sERIOUSly! I told him to hurry up and pick someone and he ignored me and I am sooo bad with kids and I had no idea what to do.
I like how almost every single entry I ever make is me complaining about my body. I need to just get over it. I should just eat healthier I guess. It makes me in a bad mood not to eat bread. I eat fruit and complex carbs all day, but unless I can have a little but of that unhealthy white crap, I'm cranky.
Ewww I need a new topic. I really hope no one reads this ever. My stomach is mad at me for eating my kitchen. Earlier I got carried away and my kitchen look good so I ate it. oH, i see that i'm still on the same friggin topic arent i?
So back to the gym. Ummm. Today instead of turbo kick we did "PiYo" which is supposed to be a cross between pilates and yoga and it's supposed to lengthen your muscles. I don't know I think it's just an excuse to stretch, but I probably needed it so that was nice to be able to do that. There were only four of us at the beginning of class, and we voted to do PiYo. It was a nice change. She (Tabitha, the instructor) really likes to do lots of static squats. So my thighs are even bigger. great. But at least I'm getting toned.
I need to look for more ideas for the Kid's class. I had to teach it by myself on Wednesday and I was way nervous because it's hard to think of games for younger kids that the older ones won't totally hate. So we played "musical bosu balls" and obstacle course, and duck-duck-goose, and hot potato. Boooo.
This one little boy went around the circle six times saying "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck""duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck""duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck" "duck""duck" "duck" "duck" "duck"! sERIOUSly! I told him to hurry up and pick someone and he ignored me and I am sooo bad with kids and I had no idea what to do.