grocery store
So I was at Kroger today grocery shopping for the family. I saw a kroger worker with a dry mop laying on the ground in one of the aisles. He was pushing the mop allll the way under the shelves while laying on the floor. Well I guess it hit something and bounced off, because as I'm getting ready to step over this guy laying down across the aisle all of a sudden the end of the stick comes back and whacks him in the forehead. I snorted with laughter. God I'm going to hell.