STAR TREK XI KINK MEME
PART TWELVE
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REPOST THREAD Kink what?What is a kink meme? Pretty self explanatory, actually. You request a pairing and a prompt/kink
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"Keptin," Chekov asked a week or so after the last note from Jesse. "What should I be doing with all of the panties? I feel it is being rude to throw them away, but they are troublesome."
Leonard thought it was hilarious, how earnestly distressed the kid sounded. "Chuck 'em."
"The ladies who sent them are never going to know, Chekov," Jim added. "So you can throw them away."
"But Keptin, I will know! I will know that I threw them away and I will feel bad! Shipping is expensive and they spent the credits to send them here."
"Yeeeah," agreed Jim. "But they're piling up, aren't they? You won't be hurting their feelings because they'll never know you threw them away."
Chekov still looked conflicted and Jim sighed. "If I ordered you to throw them away, would that solve your moral dilemma?"
There was a pause, and then the kid nodded. "Yes, Keptin, it does."
"All right. Throw them away and that's an order."
"I don't know how Sulu does it," Leonard remarked as Chekov departed, leaving the two of them in Jim's ready room. "I think I might have killed him in the first ten minutes."
"Maybe he's getting some."
Leonard reached out and smacked Jim. "Did not need that mental image. Besides, Sulu's seeing Gaila and Chekov's sniffing after some guy in sciences."
"Why do you know this?" Jim asked. "Because for someone who bitches about gossip, you sure know what's going on."
"One of the many benefits of being a doctor, Jim," he said, lip curling slightly, "is that I either hear or am told things I really could have done without knowing. We've been out for a month and I can already tell you which ones of your crew are going to be bringing back STIs that I'm going to have to cure on our first shore leave."
Jim wrinkled his nose. "Great."
"Tell me about it."
Jim sat up properly and shifted, stretching luxuriously. He smiled slyly when he caught Leonard watching him interestedly, and tilted his head toward the door. "Shall we?"
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That's all for tonight, folks! More tomorrow (even if the rapture happens! Because, well, I'm gonna be left behind)
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