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Mar 02, 2009 09:56

JYABURA!!! OH GOD JYABURA!! PLEASE COME QUICKLY!!! WHAT DO I DO?!

messed up bazooka, g: mallowmateys, morning visitor, bodyswappage, 15-ipin

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doubleppk March 2 2009, 17:53:40 UTC
Are you ok?

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((screened to fujiko)) sstolerate March 2 2009, 17:55:55 UTC
Dying from embarrassment aside? No... I don't think I am!! Oh god I woke up and I think there's something wrong!

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Private doubleppk March 2 2009, 17:57:45 UTC
What kind of something wrong?

Okay this is your 15-year-old self in Lambo's body right?

Like early morning somethings wrong?

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Private sstolerate March 2 2009, 18:00:58 UTC
I don't know!! Is it normal?!

IT WON'T GO AWAY!

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Re: Private doubleppk March 2 2009, 18:02:09 UTC
It's normal. Take some deep breaths and calm down and it'll go away.

It happens after certain dreams... or other things.

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Private sstolerate March 2 2009, 18:03:19 UTC
It's been five minutes Fujiko!!

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Re: Private sstolerate March 2 2009, 18:06:59 UTC
I didn't have any dreams ... uh ... like that!!

I don't think... erg!!

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Re: Private doubleppk March 2 2009, 18:09:12 UTC
Don't think on it too much. It's like the shower. It's just gonna happen, just ignore it.

And five minutes isn't that long. 15 minutes is typical. Provided you didn't take any meds it shouldn't last a couple hours at least.

Remember, DEEP calming breaths. Meditate or whatever you do. Count to ten, and it'll go away.

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Private sstolerate March 2 2009, 18:17:15 UTC
...I'll try.

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Private sstolerate March 2 2009, 18:17:51 UTC
15 minutes...

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Re: Private doubleppk March 2 2009, 18:19:52 UTC
Yeah but you have to be calmer. I know its hard but it happens more when you're excited... which is natural but uh yeah. Just deep breaths and remember, it's not a big deal. Really, not a big deal.

Like I said, don't worry about it. It happens to every guy like several times a day. And some guys probably a lot more.

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Private sstolerate March 2 2009, 18:23:20 UTC
Mr. Garp is making it VERY DIFFICULT TO CALM DOWN! SEVERAL TIMES?!

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Re: Private doubleppk March 2 2009, 18:27:18 UTC
Yeah well Garp's a freaking retard. I'll kick him in the head very next chance I get.

Yeah... honestly I was kind of expecting this yesterday. Guess you've still got a girl's brain at least. Don't worry about it. It happens. I'd be like freaking out about your hair growing longer. It's natural, it happens. Don't worry about it.

Calming breaths.

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Re: Private sstolerate March 2 2009, 18:49:28 UTC
BUT IT'S NOT MY HAIR!!!

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Re: Private doubleppk March 2 2009, 18:50:48 UTC
It's like it. It's a metaphor.

Put on some soothing music and think about something else.

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Re: Private sstolerate March 2 2009, 18:54:00 UTC
I should have emphasized the my.

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