amazing. p-diddy should have his own line of proactive. like bad boyactiv. like dame dash's roc-a-pads. a few weeks ago i had a huge pimple on my nose. i went to the bank and the teller goes, 'oh no you're breaking out. what happened? you didn't have that before?!' like what am i supposed to say? 'oh i ate this rotton cauliflower and woke up with this on my nose'? i don't know why i got a big pimple. if i did i would've prevented it. anyway, i guess while processing my request, she realized that it was an inappropriate thing to say to her customer. so she proceeds on telling me about the proactive solution. 'have you heard of it? it works like magic!' uh.. thanks ms. bank teller.
hahaha, when i lived back in atlanta some dude on the train just started shooting the shit with me for a few miles and eventually he was trying to sell me some coverage from "pre paid legal services" (i've heard of them a lot but they still sound fucking sketchy as hell) and i was like no thanks but he kept pressuing me and the train was crowded and i just wanted him to shut the fuck up. anyway i bailed off at the next stop just to get away from him.
if anything he should have been trying to get in your pants. if i was a girl i would be pissed about his lack of wanting to fuck me, anyway. maybe he was just a total faggot or something.
well, if i had been wearing my new distressed, thong-showing Abercrombie cargos along with my AE tank top, and no dudes were trying to get on that, then maybe i would have been pissed.
well, the thing was, he kept asking for my phone number so someone could 'call me about a business opportunity' and i kept saying, uh, no, and that's when he got pissed and said i 'didnt want to take charge of my life' and i was like, uh, no.
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that bitch at the bank is prolly a private distributor of Pro-Activ and was tryin to make some cash on the side.
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