098 || Titanic! Brought to you by Nemi!
THIS IS FOR TYNAN. 8DDDD but the rest of you can read it too. It's coo'.
A preview... of... this mess....
(12:15:47 AM) Nevi: why do we not have a youtube channel
(12:15:53 AM) Nevi: where we explain movies like this
(12:15:58 AM) Nevi: aka interrupt each other and be like NO NO NO and argue
(12:16:00 AM) Nevi: XD
(12:16:06 AM) .emi.: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(12:16:08 AM) .emi.: RIGHT?
(12:16:15 AM) .emi.: me yelling
(12:16:17 AM) .emi.: GOD. WAIT.
(12:16:31 AM) .emi.: and adding unimportant details.
(12:16:37 AM) Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDD yes
(12:16:53 AM) Nevi: you'll like start acting out the scenes
(12:17:36 AM) .emi.: ...
(12:17:38 AM) .emi.: so true.
(12:17:42 AM) .emi.: flopping to the side.
(12:17:52 AM) .emi.: DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS
(12:18:01 AM) .emi.: you ignore me and just continue with the story.
(12:18:08 AM) Nevi: meanwhile you grab my hand and you're like
(12:18:12 AM) Nevi: PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME NEVI D8
(12:18:23 AM) Nevi: "... SO ANYWAY THEN THEY STARTED RUNN-"
(12:18:27 AM) Nevi: "NONONO THE CLOTHES DDD8 SHE PUT ON CLOTHESSS"
:('>(11:55:52 PM) .emi.: /clears throat
(11:55:55 PM) .emi.: ok.
(11:56:02 PM) .emi.: i'm going to give her a run down of the movie.
(11:56:10 PM) .emi.: you tell me how it is.
(11:56:13 PM) .emi.: THERE'S A BOAT.
(11:56:20 PM) .emi.: WE GET ON IT.
(11:57:02 PM) .emi.: LA TEA DA. ROSE IS ENGAGED. HATES HER LIFE. GONNA JUMP OFF THE BOAT.
(11:57:24 PM) .emi.: JACK SHOWS UP. JACK'S A SPECIAL KID, HE WON A TICKET IN POKER AND GOT ON THE BOAT. FINDS ROSE ABOUT TO JUMP.
(11:57:26 PM) .emi.: WOAH LADY.
(11:57:33 PM) .emi.: THAT WATER IS COLD.
(11:57:44 PM) .emi.: FEELS LIKE THOUSANDS OF LITTLE KNIVES STABBING INTO YOU.
(11:57:58 PM) .emi.: BUT IF YOU WANNA DIE, THAT'S COOL. DON'T MIND ME. JUST GONNA SMOKE MY CIG.
(11:58:05 PM) .emi.: totally not sure about that part, but whatever.
(11:58:20 PM) Nevi: he didn't have a cig then actually
(11:58:20 PM) Nevi: :'D
(11:58:23 PM) .emi.: ROSE IS ALL. OH MY GOD. COLD. I DON'T LIKE TO BE COLD. LEMME GET BACK ON THE BOAT.
(11:58:25 PM) .emi.: I didn't think so
(11:58:26 PM) Nevi: he stole one from cal's man thing
(11:58:31 PM) Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDD
(11:58:39 PM) Nevi: THEN HE'S INVITED TO DINNER
(11:58:43 PM) Nevi: AND HARRY!!! GIVES ME A SUIT
(11:58:45 PM) Nevi: *HIM
(11:58:48 PM) .emi.: NO
(11:58:49 PM) .emi.: GOD
(11:58:49 PM) .emi.: WAIT
(11:58:52 PM) Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
(11:58:56 PM) .emi.: >:(
(11:59:48 PM) .emi.: ROSE TRIES TO GET ON BOAT. SLIPS. JACK GRABS HER. SHE'S SCREAMING. PEOPLE AT THE FRONT OF THE BOAT ARE ALL 'YO WHAT'S THAT', COME RUNNING. JACK PULLS ROSE ONTO BOAT. COLLAPSES SO IT LOOKS LIKE RAPE. OH MY GOD.
(11:59:51 PM) .emi.: SOUND THE ALARM.
(11:59:55 PM) .emi.: PEOPLE ARE HAVING SEX.
(11:59:57 PM) .emi.: I MEAN...
(3/21/2011 12:00:21 AM) .emi.: OH. HE WAS JUST SAVIN' YOU? OH. OK. LETS INVITE HIM TO DINNER. THE LEAST WE CAN DO FOR SAVING MY FIANCE'S LIFE.
(12:00:32 AM) .emi.: DID I MENTION I HAVE SASSY EYEBROWS?
(12:00:49 AM) .emi.: wasn't her fiance Carl?
(12:01:20 AM) .emi.: ANYWAYS.
(12:01:26 AM) Nevi: CAL
(12:01:32 AM) .emi.: KATHY BATES SHOWS UP.
(12:01:37 AM) .emi.: DRESSES LEO-- I MEAN, JACK
(12:01:42 AM) .emi.: IN A FANCY SUIT.
(12:01:44 AM) .emi.: LALALALA
(12:02:04 AM) .emi.: HAUGHTY-TAUGHTY DINNER.
(12:02:20 AM) .emi.: JACK EXCUSES HIMSELF FOR THE NIGHT. SLIPS ROSE A NOTE.
(12:02:26 AM) .emi.: MEET ME @ CLOCK BITCH.
(12:02:33 AM) .emi.: ROSE MEETS HIM AT THE CLOCK.
(12:02:48 AM) .emi.: INSERT ONE OF THE QUOTES OF THE MOVIE THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER.
(12:02:49 AM) Nevi: DIDN'T SE THAT ONE COMING
(12:03:04 AM) Nevi: MAKE IT COUNT.
(12:03:06 AM) .emi.: DOWN
(12:03:08 AM) .emi.: TO
(12:03:08 AM) .emi.: THE
(12:03:10 AM) .emi.: ......................
(12:03:12 AM) .emi.: .....
(12:03:15 AM) .emi.: UNDERDESK
(12:03:19 AM) .emi.: ...UNDERDECK
(12:03:20 AM) Nevi: STEERAAAGE
(12:03:21 AM) .emi.: WHATEVER.
(12:03:27 AM) .emi.: SURE, YEAH, THAT.
(12:03:37 AM) .emi.: THEY GO TO HANG OUT WITH THE IRISH.
(12:03:51 AM) .emi.: AND OTHER FOLKS THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT. GO IRISH.
(12:04:05 AM) Nevi: FUCK YEAH TOMMY RYAN
(12:04:06 AM) .emi.: THEY GET DRUNK.
(12:04:08 AM) .emi.: THEY DANCE.
(12:04:14 AM) .emi.: ROSE DOES BALLET.
(12:04:16 AM) Nevi: ROSE STANDS ON HER FUCKIN' TIPPYTOES
(12:04:22 AM) .emi.: LETS SEE A MAN DO THAT. OHOHOHO.
(12:04:25 AM) .emi.: FALLS OVER.
(12:04:30 AM) .emi.: OH JESUS WHAT COMES NEXT...
(12:04:39 AM) Nevi: MANSERVANT FINDS OUT
(12:04:45 AM) .emi.: no really, what comes next cause all I remember is sexy time.
(12:04:46 AM) Nevi: ROSE GETS YELLED AT AT BREAKFAST
(12:04:57 AM) Nevi: HER MOTHER TELLS HER THAT SHE CAN'T SEE JACK ANYMORE
(12:05:01 AM) Nevi: ROSE TRIES TO BREAK IT OFF WITH JACK.
(12:05:28 AM) Nevi: JACK IS LIKE. BUT EVEN THOUGHT YOU'RE STUBBORN AND A SPOILED BRAT YOU'RE THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN I'VE EVER MET. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IF YOU DON'T GET OUT. AND THAT FIRE THAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU IS GOING TO DIE OUT.
(12:05:40 AM) Nevi: AND SHE'S ALL. I'M FINE. I'LL BE FINE. I'M MARRYING CAL. I ~LOVE~ CAL.
(12:06:13 AM) Nevi: THEN HE CHILLS AT THE FRONT OF THE BOAT AND MEANWHILE ROSE SEES THIS LITTLE GIRL WHO IS GETTING SCOLDED FOR NOT HAVING GOOD POSTURE AND SHE'S LIKE !!! I DON'T WANT THIS LIFE
(12:06:26 AM) Nevi: SO SHE GOES AND FINDS JACK AND HE'S ALL CLOSE YOUR EYES DO YOU TRUST ME AND SHE'S LIKE I. TRUST. YOU.
(12:06:42 AM) .emi.: OH GOD.
(12:06:43 AM) .emi.: THE
(12:06:45 AM) Nevi: SO THEN HE HELPS HER UP ON THE FRONT OF THE BOAT AND THEY STAND THERE AND SHE'S LIKE OMG I'M FLYING AND IT'S THE FAMOUS SCENE
(12:06:46 AM) .emi.: FLYING SCENE.
(12:06:50 AM) Nevi: AND THEN THEY KISS.
(12:06:53 AM) .emi.: GASPUH.
(12:06:55 AM) Nevi: THEN SHE TAKES HIM BACK TO HER ROOM.
(12:06:57 AM) Nevi: AND IS LIKE.
(12:06:58 AM) .emi.: WHAT A HOE.
(12:06:59 AM) Nevi: DRAW ME NEKKID.
(12:07:01 AM) Nevi: AND HE'S LIKE. K.
(12:07:02 AM) .emi.: NO.
(12:07:03 AM) .emi.: >:(
(12:07:08 AM) .emi.: DRAW ME
(12:07:11 AM) Nevi: FOR 10 SECONDS.
(12:07:13 AM) Nevi: WEARING THIS.
(12:07:14 AM) Nevi: OK!!
(12:07:15 AM) .emi.: LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS
(12:07:15 AM) Nevi: WEARING.
(12:07:16 AM) Nevi: ONLY.
(12:07:17 AM) Nevi: THIS.
(12:07:17 AM) Nevi: OH
(12:07:18 AM) Nevi: RIGHT OK
(12:07:19 AM) Nevi: XDDDDDDDDD
(12:07:24 AM) .emi.: WEARING THIS.
(12:07:31 AM) .emi.: "mhm. mhm"
(12:07:34 AM) .emi.: ONLY THIS.
(12:07:37 AM) .emi.: "o_____________o"
(12:07:38 AM) Nevi: /stare
(12:07:44 AM) Nevi: THEN HE DRAWS HER NAKED
(12:07:47 AM) Nevi: MANSERVANT COMES IN
(12:07:49 AM) Nevi: THEY RUN DOWNSTAIRS
(12:07:53 AM) Nevi: PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY JACK
(12:07:54 AM) .emi.: NO. SHE GOT DRESSED.
(12:07:54 AM) Nevi: SEXYTIEMS!!!
(12:07:55 AM) .emi.: JESUS
(12:07:57 AM) Nevi: ICEBERG HITS
(12:08:01 AM) .emi.: >:(
(12:08:05 AM) Nevi: NO WAY MAN ROSE RAN THROUGH THE SHIP STARK NAKED
(12:08:07 AM) .emi.: YOU'RE SKIPPING ALL THE IMPORTANT PARTS
(12:08:19 AM) .emi.: FULL MOON THAT NIGHT
(12:08:20 AM) .emi.: XDDDDDD
(12:08:27 AM) Nevi: YEPPPPPPP
(12:08:29 AM) Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDD
(12:08:30 AM) .emi.: NO WONDER THEY DIDN'T NOTICE THE ICE BERG.
(12:08:35 AM) .emi.: HOHOHO.
(12:08:36 AM) Nevi: IT HAPPENS, IT HAPPENS
(12:08:37 AM) Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(12:08:40 AM) .emi.: moving on.
(12:08:46 AM) Nevi: UH YEAH ICEBERG HITS
(12:08:51 AM) Nevi: ROSE IS LIKE LETSSS WARN CAAAAAAAAAL
(12:08:53 AM) Nevi: CAL HITS HER
(12:08:56 AM) Nevi: JACK GETS ARRESTED
(12:08:58 AM) Nevi: AHHH SINKING SHIP
(12:09:09 AM) Nevi: ROSE USES AN AXE TO CHOP JACK'S HANDCUFFS TO GET HIM FREE
(12:09:13 AM) .emi.: WAIT.
(12:09:17 AM) Nevi: OH GOD WHAT AM I MISSING NOW
(12:09:23 AM) .emi.: WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST. >:( ROSE GETS ON BOAT.
(12:09:29 AM) Nevi: YEAH BUT
(12:09:30 AM) .emi.: ROSE IS ALL... /LEAP
(12:09:31 AM) Nevi: SHE DOES THAT
(12:09:32 AM) Nevi: AFTER
(12:09:35 AM) Nevi: SHE SETS JACK FREE
(12:09:38 AM) .emi.: OMG
(12:09:39 AM) Nevi: BECAUSE SHE SEES HIM
(12:09:40 AM) .emi.: DOES SHE?
(12:09:40 AM) .emi.: NO.
(12:09:42 AM) .emi.: WAIT.
(12:09:45 AM) .emi.: NO...
(12:09:48 AM) Nevi: WELL THEY TRY TO GET HER ON ONE
(12:09:49 AM) .emi.: CAUSE SHE--
(12:09:50 AM) .emi.: MAYBE.
(12:09:51 AM) .emi.: YES.
(12:09:51 AM) Nevi: THEY ~TRY~
(12:09:52 AM) Nevi: AND SHE'S LIKE
(12:09:54 AM) .emi.: OK OK.
(12:09:54 AM) Nevi: GOODBYE, MOTHER
(12:09:55 AM) Nevi: RUNS OFF
(12:09:56 AM) Nevi: FINDS JACK
(12:09:57 AM) .emi.: OK OK. I GOT YOU.
(12:10:00 AM) Nevi: GETS BACK TO THE BOATS CAL IS THERE
(12:10:02 AM) Nevi: CAL'S ALL GET IN
(12:10:04 AM) Nevi: JACK'S ALL GET IN
(12:10:06 AM) Nevi: ROSE GETS IN
(12:10:07 AM) Nevi: SEES JACK
(12:10:10 AM) Nevi: KNOWS SHE'LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN
(12:10:11 AM) Nevi: JUMPS OFF
(12:10:16 AM) Nevi: YOU JUMP, I JUMP, RIGHT?
(12:10:18 AM) .emi.: if Tynan reads any of this, she's gonna be so lost....
(12:10:26 AM) Nevi: SHE BETTER READ IT ALL.
(12:10:30 AM) .emi.: SHE BEST.
(12:10:35 AM) .emi.: WE'RE WATCHING YOU, TYNAN.
(12:10:38 AM) .emi.: EYES. ON YOU.
(12:10:39 AM) .emi.: >:(
(12:10:45 AM) .emi.: SHIP GOES UP.
(12:10:47 AM) Nevi: I CAN C U O__O
(12:10:48 AM) .emi.: THEN DOWN.
(12:10:50 AM) Nevi: BREAKS IN FUCKING HALF.
(12:10:55 AM) .emi.: THEN BACK UP
(12:10:57 AM) .emi.: THEN BACK DOWN!
(12:10:59 AM) Nevi: THEY CLIMBBB TO THE TOP OF THE SHIPPPPPPP!
(12:11:02 AM) .emi.: DEEP BREATH.
(12:11:07 AM) Nevi: HOLD MY HAND
(12:11:09 AM) Nevi: AND KEEP KICKING
(12:11:11 AM) Nevi: DO NOT LET GO OF MY HAND
(12:11:16 AM) Nevi: SURPRISE ROSE LETS GO OF JACK'S HAND
(12:11:20 AM) Nevi: THEY'RE SEPARATED BUT FIND EACH OTHER
(12:11:28 AM) Nevi: JACK FINDS ROSE A DOOR OR SUMSHIT TO GET ON
(12:11:34 AM) .emi.: IT'S A DOOR.
(12:11:35 AM) Nevi: MEANWHILE KEEPS HIS ASS IN THE FUCKING FREEZING WATER
(12:11:45 AM) Nevi: B/C HE KNOWS ALLLL ABOUT SURVIVOR
(12:11:49 AM) Nevi: ...SURVIVAL, THAT IS
(12:11:52 AM) .emi.: LOLOL
(12:11:58 AM) .emi.: DON'T LET GO.
(12:12:01 AM) .emi.: NEVER LET GO.
(12:12:04 AM) Nevi: FUCKING LETS GO AGAIN
(12:12:06 AM) Nevi: JACK IS DEAD
(12:12:08 AM) .emi.: jb would say NEVER SAY NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
(12:12:19 AM) .emi.: OH GOD.
(12:12:22 AM) .emi.: ROSE CRIES.
(12:12:31 AM) .emi.: FLOATS ABOUT
(12:12:36 AM) .emi.: FINDS A DEAD BODY.
(12:12:41 AM) .emi.: GRABS THE WHISTLE.
(12:12:43 AM) .emi.: BLOWS ON IT.
(12:12:47 AM) .emi.: GETS SAVED.
(12:12:51 AM) .emi.: OMG WE'RE IN AMERICA NOW.
(12:12:55 AM) .emi.: ROSE IS HUDDLED UP.
(12:12:57 AM) Nevi: I AM ROSE DAWSON!!!
(12:13:01 AM) .emi.: GOD. WAIT
(12:13:02 AM) .emi.: >:(
(12:13:08 AM) .emi.: CAL
(12:13:09 AM) .emi.: IS ALL
(12:13:14 AM) .emi.: OMG IS SHE ALIVE? /LOOK LOOK
(12:13:16 AM) .emi.: AND SHE'S ALL
(12:13:18 AM) .emi.: /AVOIDS FOREVER
(12:13:21 AM) .emi.: THEN
(12:13:26 AM) .emi.: I AM ROSE DAWSON
(12:13:34 AM) .emi.: dawson of course being jack's last name
(12:13:36 AM) .emi.: OH MY GOD
(12:13:42 AM) .emi.: WE TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE OLD LADY
(12:13:45 AM) .emi.: AND THE SUBMARINE
(12:13:45 AM) Nevi: OMFG
(12:13:47 AM) Nevi: WE DID
(12:13:47 AM) Nevi: WE DID
(12:13:49 AM) .emi.: WHO CARES
(12:13:50 AM) Nevi: BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT THOSE PARTS
(12:13:54 AM) .emi.: EXACTLY.
(12:13:55 AM) .emi.: NO LEO.
(12:13:57 AM) .emi.: NO IMPORTANCE.
(12:13:59 AM) Nevi: NEWAY THERE WAS AN OLD LADY AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE.
(12:14:02 AM) Nevi: WHO WAS OLD LADY ROSE
(12:14:09 AM) Nevi: THEY FOUND HER DRAWN NAKEDZ LIKE ONE OF JACK'S FRENCH GIRLS
(12:14:12 AM) Nevi: SO THEY GO BACK TO HER
(12:14:23 AM) Nevi: SHE'S ALL THERE WOULD BE NO RECORD OF HIM BLAH BLAH HE SAVED ME BLAH BLAH TOUCHING FEELING EVERYONE'S CRYING
(12:14:31 AM) Nevi: OH THERE WAS ALSO THAT GIANTASS BLUE DIAMOND CAL GAVE HER
(12:14:39 AM) Nevi: YEAH THAT'S WHAT JACK DREW HER WEARING
(12:14:42 AM) Nevi: SHE THROWS IT IN THE OCEAN
(12:14:42 AM) .emi.: DFKJADFKL
(12:14:45 AM) Nevi: GOES TO BED
(12:14:49 AM) .emi.: DIES.
(12:14:54 AM) .emi.: END.
(12:14:57 AM) Nevi: ALL THESE PICTURES OF ALL OF THESE THINGS THAT SHE DID THAT SHE PROMISED--
(12:14:58 AM) Nevi: NO
(12:14:58 AM) Nevi: THEN
(12:15:00 AM) Nevi: SHE GOES TO HEAVEN
(12:15:01 AM) Nevi: IN THE TITANIC
(12:15:03 AM) Nevi: ND GOES BACK TO JACK
(12:15:06 AM) Nevi: AND THAT HAS LEO IN IT
(12:15:10 AM) Nevi: SO THEREFORE IT'S FUCKING IMPORTANT GDI
(12:15:15 AM) .emi.: STILL.
(12:15:16 AM) .emi.: DIES.
(12:15:18 AM) .emi.: ok.
(12:15:20 AM) .emi.: THE END.
(12:15:21 AM) .emi.: 8D
(12:15:27 AM) .emi.: the titanic....
(12:15:36 AM) .emi.: brought to you by Nemi.
A preview... of... this mess....
(12:15:47 AM) Nevi: why do we not have a youtube channel
(12:15:53 AM) Nevi: where we explain movies like this
(12:15:58 AM) Nevi: aka interrupt each other and be like NO NO NO and argue
(12:16:00 AM) Nevi: XD
(12:16:06 AM) .emi.: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(12:16:08 AM) .emi.: RIGHT?
(12:16:15 AM) .emi.: me yelling
(12:16:17 AM) .emi.: GOD. WAIT.
(12:16:31 AM) .emi.: and adding unimportant details.
(12:16:37 AM) Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDD yes
(12:16:53 AM) Nevi: you'll like start acting out the scenes
(12:17:36 AM) .emi.: ...
(12:17:38 AM) .emi.: so true.
(12:17:42 AM) .emi.: flopping to the side.
(12:17:52 AM) .emi.: DRAW ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS
(12:18:01 AM) .emi.: you ignore me and just continue with the story.
(12:18:08 AM) Nevi: meanwhile you grab my hand and you're like
(12:18:12 AM) Nevi: PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME NEVI D8
(12:18:23 AM) Nevi: "... SO ANYWAY THEN THEY STARTED RUNN-"
(12:18:27 AM) Nevi: "NONONO THE CLOTHES DDD8 SHE PUT ON CLOTHESSS"
:('>(11:55:52 PM) .emi.: /clears throat
(11:55:55 PM) .emi.: ok.
(11:56:02 PM) .emi.: i'm going to give her a run down of the movie.
(11:56:10 PM) .emi.: you tell me how it is.
(11:56:13 PM) .emi.: THERE'S A BOAT.
(11:56:20 PM) .emi.: WE GET ON IT.
(11:57:02 PM) .emi.: LA TEA DA. ROSE IS ENGAGED. HATES HER LIFE. GONNA JUMP OFF THE BOAT.
(11:57:24 PM) .emi.: JACK SHOWS UP. JACK'S A SPECIAL KID, HE WON A TICKET IN POKER AND GOT ON THE BOAT. FINDS ROSE ABOUT TO JUMP.
(11:57:26 PM) .emi.: WOAH LADY.
(11:57:33 PM) .emi.: THAT WATER IS COLD.
(11:57:44 PM) .emi.: FEELS LIKE THOUSANDS OF LITTLE KNIVES STABBING INTO YOU.
(11:57:58 PM) .emi.: BUT IF YOU WANNA DIE, THAT'S COOL. DON'T MIND ME. JUST GONNA SMOKE MY CIG.
(11:58:05 PM) .emi.: totally not sure about that part, but whatever.
(11:58:20 PM) Nevi: he didn't have a cig then actually
(11:58:20 PM) Nevi: :'D
(11:58:23 PM) .emi.: ROSE IS ALL. OH MY GOD. COLD. I DON'T LIKE TO BE COLD. LEMME GET BACK ON THE BOAT.
(11:58:25 PM) .emi.: I didn't think so
(11:58:26 PM) Nevi: he stole one from cal's man thing
(11:58:31 PM) Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDD
(11:58:39 PM) Nevi: THEN HE'S INVITED TO DINNER
(11:58:43 PM) Nevi: AND HARRY!!! GIVES ME A SUIT
(11:58:45 PM) Nevi: *HIM
(11:58:48 PM) .emi.: NO
(11:58:49 PM) .emi.: GOD
(11:58:49 PM) .emi.: WAIT
(11:58:52 PM) Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDD
(11:58:56 PM) .emi.: >:(
(11:59:48 PM) .emi.: ROSE TRIES TO GET ON BOAT. SLIPS. JACK GRABS HER. SHE'S SCREAMING. PEOPLE AT THE FRONT OF THE BOAT ARE ALL 'YO WHAT'S THAT', COME RUNNING. JACK PULLS ROSE ONTO BOAT. COLLAPSES SO IT LOOKS LIKE RAPE. OH MY GOD.
(11:59:51 PM) .emi.: SOUND THE ALARM.
(11:59:55 PM) .emi.: PEOPLE ARE HAVING SEX.
(11:59:57 PM) .emi.: I MEAN...
(3/21/2011 12:00:21 AM) .emi.: OH. HE WAS JUST SAVIN' YOU? OH. OK. LETS INVITE HIM TO DINNER. THE LEAST WE CAN DO FOR SAVING MY FIANCE'S LIFE.
(12:00:32 AM) .emi.: DID I MENTION I HAVE SASSY EYEBROWS?
(12:00:49 AM) .emi.: wasn't her fiance Carl?
(12:01:20 AM) .emi.: ANYWAYS.
(12:01:26 AM) Nevi: CAL
(12:01:32 AM) .emi.: KATHY BATES SHOWS UP.
(12:01:37 AM) .emi.: DRESSES LEO-- I MEAN, JACK
(12:01:42 AM) .emi.: IN A FANCY SUIT.
(12:01:44 AM) .emi.: LALALALA
(12:02:04 AM) .emi.: HAUGHTY-TAUGHTY DINNER.
(12:02:20 AM) .emi.: JACK EXCUSES HIMSELF FOR THE NIGHT. SLIPS ROSE A NOTE.
(12:02:26 AM) .emi.: MEET ME @ CLOCK BITCH.
(12:02:33 AM) .emi.: ROSE MEETS HIM AT THE CLOCK.
(12:02:48 AM) .emi.: INSERT ONE OF THE QUOTES OF THE MOVIE THAT I CAN'T REMEMBER.
(12:02:49 AM) Nevi: DIDN'T SE THAT ONE COMING
(12:03:04 AM) Nevi: MAKE IT COUNT.
(12:03:06 AM) .emi.: DOWN
(12:03:08 AM) .emi.: TO
(12:03:08 AM) .emi.: THE
(12:03:10 AM) .emi.: ......................
(12:03:12 AM) .emi.: .....
(12:03:15 AM) .emi.: UNDERDESK
(12:03:19 AM) .emi.: ...UNDERDECK
(12:03:20 AM) Nevi: STEERAAAGE
(12:03:21 AM) .emi.: WHATEVER.
(12:03:27 AM) .emi.: SURE, YEAH, THAT.
(12:03:37 AM) .emi.: THEY GO TO HANG OUT WITH THE IRISH.
(12:03:51 AM) .emi.: AND OTHER FOLKS THAT I DON'T CARE ABOUT. GO IRISH.
(12:04:05 AM) Nevi: FUCK YEAH TOMMY RYAN
(12:04:06 AM) .emi.: THEY GET DRUNK.
(12:04:08 AM) .emi.: THEY DANCE.
(12:04:14 AM) .emi.: ROSE DOES BALLET.
(12:04:16 AM) Nevi: ROSE STANDS ON HER FUCKIN' TIPPYTOES
(12:04:22 AM) .emi.: LETS SEE A MAN DO THAT. OHOHOHO.
(12:04:25 AM) .emi.: FALLS OVER.
(12:04:30 AM) .emi.: OH JESUS WHAT COMES NEXT...
(12:04:39 AM) Nevi: MANSERVANT FINDS OUT
(12:04:45 AM) .emi.: no really, what comes next cause all I remember is sexy time.
(12:04:46 AM) Nevi: ROSE GETS YELLED AT AT BREAKFAST
(12:04:57 AM) Nevi: HER MOTHER TELLS HER THAT SHE CAN'T SEE JACK ANYMORE
(12:05:01 AM) Nevi: ROSE TRIES TO BREAK IT OFF WITH JACK.
(12:05:28 AM) Nevi: JACK IS LIKE. BUT EVEN THOUGHT YOU'RE STUBBORN AND A SPOILED BRAT YOU'RE THE MOST AMAZING WOMAN I'VE EVER MET. YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IF YOU DON'T GET OUT. AND THAT FIRE THAT I LOVE ABOUT YOU IS GOING TO DIE OUT.
(12:05:40 AM) Nevi: AND SHE'S ALL. I'M FINE. I'LL BE FINE. I'M MARRYING CAL. I ~LOVE~ CAL.
(12:06:13 AM) Nevi: THEN HE CHILLS AT THE FRONT OF THE BOAT AND MEANWHILE ROSE SEES THIS LITTLE GIRL WHO IS GETTING SCOLDED FOR NOT HAVING GOOD POSTURE AND SHE'S LIKE !!! I DON'T WANT THIS LIFE
(12:06:26 AM) Nevi: SO SHE GOES AND FINDS JACK AND HE'S ALL CLOSE YOUR EYES DO YOU TRUST ME AND SHE'S LIKE I. TRUST. YOU.
(12:06:42 AM) .emi.: OH GOD.
(12:06:43 AM) .emi.: THE
(12:06:45 AM) Nevi: SO THEN HE HELPS HER UP ON THE FRONT OF THE BOAT AND THEY STAND THERE AND SHE'S LIKE OMG I'M FLYING AND IT'S THE FAMOUS SCENE
(12:06:46 AM) .emi.: FLYING SCENE.
(12:06:50 AM) Nevi: AND THEN THEY KISS.
(12:06:53 AM) .emi.: GASPUH.
(12:06:55 AM) Nevi: THEN SHE TAKES HIM BACK TO HER ROOM.
(12:06:57 AM) Nevi: AND IS LIKE.
(12:06:58 AM) .emi.: WHAT A HOE.
(12:06:59 AM) Nevi: DRAW ME NEKKID.
(12:07:01 AM) Nevi: AND HE'S LIKE. K.
(12:07:02 AM) .emi.: NO.
(12:07:03 AM) .emi.: >:(
(12:07:08 AM) .emi.: DRAW ME
(12:07:11 AM) Nevi: FOR 10 SECONDS.
(12:07:13 AM) Nevi: WEARING THIS.
(12:07:14 AM) Nevi: OK!!
(12:07:15 AM) .emi.: LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS
(12:07:15 AM) Nevi: WEARING.
(12:07:16 AM) Nevi: ONLY.
(12:07:17 AM) Nevi: THIS.
(12:07:17 AM) Nevi: OH
(12:07:18 AM) Nevi: RIGHT OK
(12:07:19 AM) Nevi: XDDDDDDDDD
(12:07:24 AM) .emi.: WEARING THIS.
(12:07:31 AM) .emi.: "mhm. mhm"
(12:07:34 AM) .emi.: ONLY THIS.
(12:07:37 AM) .emi.: "o_____________o"
(12:07:38 AM) Nevi: /stare
(12:07:44 AM) Nevi: THEN HE DRAWS HER NAKED
(12:07:47 AM) Nevi: MANSERVANT COMES IN
(12:07:49 AM) Nevi: THEY RUN DOWNSTAIRS
(12:07:53 AM) Nevi: PUT YOUR HANDS ON MY JACK
(12:07:54 AM) .emi.: NO. SHE GOT DRESSED.
(12:07:54 AM) Nevi: SEXYTIEMS!!!
(12:07:55 AM) .emi.: JESUS
(12:07:57 AM) Nevi: ICEBERG HITS
(12:08:01 AM) .emi.: >:(
(12:08:05 AM) Nevi: NO WAY MAN ROSE RAN THROUGH THE SHIP STARK NAKED
(12:08:07 AM) .emi.: YOU'RE SKIPPING ALL THE IMPORTANT PARTS
(12:08:19 AM) .emi.: FULL MOON THAT NIGHT
(12:08:20 AM) .emi.: XDDDDDD
(12:08:27 AM) Nevi: YEPPPPPPP
(12:08:29 AM) Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDD
(12:08:30 AM) .emi.: NO WONDER THEY DIDN'T NOTICE THE ICE BERG.
(12:08:35 AM) .emi.: HOHOHO.
(12:08:36 AM) Nevi: IT HAPPENS, IT HAPPENS
(12:08:37 AM) Nevi: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
(12:08:40 AM) .emi.: moving on.
(12:08:46 AM) Nevi: UH YEAH ICEBERG HITS
(12:08:51 AM) Nevi: ROSE IS LIKE LETSSS WARN CAAAAAAAAAL
(12:08:53 AM) Nevi: CAL HITS HER
(12:08:56 AM) Nevi: JACK GETS ARRESTED
(12:08:58 AM) Nevi: AHHH SINKING SHIP
(12:09:09 AM) Nevi: ROSE USES AN AXE TO CHOP JACK'S HANDCUFFS TO GET HIM FREE
(12:09:13 AM) .emi.: WAIT.
(12:09:17 AM) Nevi: OH GOD WHAT AM I MISSING NOW
(12:09:23 AM) .emi.: WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST. >:( ROSE GETS ON BOAT.
(12:09:29 AM) Nevi: YEAH BUT
(12:09:30 AM) .emi.: ROSE IS ALL... /LEAP
(12:09:31 AM) Nevi: SHE DOES THAT
(12:09:32 AM) Nevi: AFTER
(12:09:35 AM) Nevi: SHE SETS JACK FREE
(12:09:38 AM) .emi.: OMG
(12:09:39 AM) Nevi: BECAUSE SHE SEES HIM
(12:09:40 AM) .emi.: DOES SHE?
(12:09:40 AM) .emi.: NO.
(12:09:42 AM) .emi.: WAIT.
(12:09:45 AM) .emi.: NO...
(12:09:48 AM) Nevi: WELL THEY TRY TO GET HER ON ONE
(12:09:49 AM) .emi.: CAUSE SHE--
(12:09:50 AM) .emi.: MAYBE.
(12:09:51 AM) .emi.: YES.
(12:09:51 AM) Nevi: THEY ~TRY~
(12:09:52 AM) Nevi: AND SHE'S LIKE
(12:09:54 AM) .emi.: OK OK.
(12:09:54 AM) Nevi: GOODBYE, MOTHER
(12:09:55 AM) Nevi: RUNS OFF
(12:09:56 AM) Nevi: FINDS JACK
(12:09:57 AM) .emi.: OK OK. I GOT YOU.
(12:10:00 AM) Nevi: GETS BACK TO THE BOATS CAL IS THERE
(12:10:02 AM) Nevi: CAL'S ALL GET IN
(12:10:04 AM) Nevi: JACK'S ALL GET IN
(12:10:06 AM) Nevi: ROSE GETS IN
(12:10:07 AM) Nevi: SEES JACK
(12:10:10 AM) Nevi: KNOWS SHE'LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN
(12:10:11 AM) Nevi: JUMPS OFF
(12:10:16 AM) Nevi: YOU JUMP, I JUMP, RIGHT?
(12:10:18 AM) .emi.: if Tynan reads any of this, she's gonna be so lost....
(12:10:26 AM) Nevi: SHE BETTER READ IT ALL.
(12:10:30 AM) .emi.: SHE BEST.
(12:10:35 AM) .emi.: WE'RE WATCHING YOU, TYNAN.
(12:10:38 AM) .emi.: EYES. ON YOU.
(12:10:39 AM) .emi.: >:(
(12:10:45 AM) .emi.: SHIP GOES UP.
(12:10:47 AM) Nevi: I CAN C U O__O
(12:10:48 AM) .emi.: THEN DOWN.
(12:10:50 AM) Nevi: BREAKS IN FUCKING HALF.
(12:10:55 AM) .emi.: THEN BACK UP
(12:10:57 AM) .emi.: THEN BACK DOWN!
(12:10:59 AM) Nevi: THEY CLIMBBB TO THE TOP OF THE SHIPPPPPPP!
(12:11:02 AM) .emi.: DEEP BREATH.
(12:11:07 AM) Nevi: HOLD MY HAND
(12:11:09 AM) Nevi: AND KEEP KICKING
(12:11:11 AM) Nevi: DO NOT LET GO OF MY HAND
(12:11:16 AM) Nevi: SURPRISE ROSE LETS GO OF JACK'S HAND
(12:11:20 AM) Nevi: THEY'RE SEPARATED BUT FIND EACH OTHER
(12:11:28 AM) Nevi: JACK FINDS ROSE A DOOR OR SUMSHIT TO GET ON
(12:11:34 AM) .emi.: IT'S A DOOR.
(12:11:35 AM) Nevi: MEANWHILE KEEPS HIS ASS IN THE FUCKING FREEZING WATER
(12:11:45 AM) Nevi: B/C HE KNOWS ALLLL ABOUT SURVIVOR
(12:11:49 AM) Nevi: ...SURVIVAL, THAT IS
(12:11:52 AM) .emi.: LOLOL
(12:11:58 AM) .emi.: DON'T LET GO.
(12:12:01 AM) .emi.: NEVER LET GO.
(12:12:04 AM) Nevi: FUCKING LETS GO AGAIN
(12:12:06 AM) Nevi: JACK IS DEAD
(12:12:08 AM) .emi.: jb would say NEVER SAY NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
(12:12:19 AM) .emi.: OH GOD.
(12:12:22 AM) .emi.: ROSE CRIES.
(12:12:31 AM) .emi.: FLOATS ABOUT
(12:12:36 AM) .emi.: FINDS A DEAD BODY.
(12:12:41 AM) .emi.: GRABS THE WHISTLE.
(12:12:43 AM) .emi.: BLOWS ON IT.
(12:12:47 AM) .emi.: GETS SAVED.
(12:12:51 AM) .emi.: OMG WE'RE IN AMERICA NOW.
(12:12:55 AM) .emi.: ROSE IS HUDDLED UP.
(12:12:57 AM) Nevi: I AM ROSE DAWSON!!!
(12:13:01 AM) .emi.: GOD. WAIT
(12:13:02 AM) .emi.: >:(
(12:13:08 AM) .emi.: CAL
(12:13:09 AM) .emi.: IS ALL
(12:13:14 AM) .emi.: OMG IS SHE ALIVE? /LOOK LOOK
(12:13:16 AM) .emi.: AND SHE'S ALL
(12:13:18 AM) .emi.: /AVOIDS FOREVER
(12:13:21 AM) .emi.: THEN
(12:13:26 AM) .emi.: I AM ROSE DAWSON
(12:13:34 AM) .emi.: dawson of course being jack's last name
(12:13:36 AM) .emi.: OH MY GOD
(12:13:42 AM) .emi.: WE TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE OLD LADY
(12:13:45 AM) .emi.: AND THE SUBMARINE
(12:13:45 AM) Nevi: OMFG
(12:13:47 AM) Nevi: WE DID
(12:13:47 AM) Nevi: WE DID
(12:13:49 AM) .emi.: WHO CARES
(12:13:50 AM) Nevi: BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT THOSE PARTS
(12:13:54 AM) .emi.: EXACTLY.
(12:13:55 AM) .emi.: NO LEO.
(12:13:57 AM) .emi.: NO IMPORTANCE.
(12:13:59 AM) Nevi: NEWAY THERE WAS AN OLD LADY AT THE BEGINNING OF THE MOVIE.
(12:14:02 AM) Nevi: WHO WAS OLD LADY ROSE
(12:14:09 AM) Nevi: THEY FOUND HER DRAWN NAKEDZ LIKE ONE OF JACK'S FRENCH GIRLS
(12:14:12 AM) Nevi: SO THEY GO BACK TO HER
(12:14:23 AM) Nevi: SHE'S ALL THERE WOULD BE NO RECORD OF HIM BLAH BLAH HE SAVED ME BLAH BLAH TOUCHING FEELING EVERYONE'S CRYING
(12:14:31 AM) Nevi: OH THERE WAS ALSO THAT GIANTASS BLUE DIAMOND CAL GAVE HER
(12:14:39 AM) Nevi: YEAH THAT'S WHAT JACK DREW HER WEARING
(12:14:42 AM) Nevi: SHE THROWS IT IN THE OCEAN
(12:14:42 AM) .emi.: DFKJADFKL
(12:14:45 AM) Nevi: GOES TO BED
(12:14:49 AM) .emi.: DIES.
(12:14:54 AM) .emi.: END.
(12:14:57 AM) Nevi: ALL THESE PICTURES OF ALL OF THESE THINGS THAT SHE DID THAT SHE PROMISED--
(12:14:58 AM) Nevi: NO
(12:14:58 AM) Nevi: THEN
(12:15:00 AM) Nevi: SHE GOES TO HEAVEN
(12:15:01 AM) Nevi: IN THE TITANIC
(12:15:03 AM) Nevi: ND GOES BACK TO JACK
(12:15:06 AM) Nevi: AND THAT HAS LEO IN IT
(12:15:10 AM) Nevi: SO THEREFORE IT'S FUCKING IMPORTANT GDI
(12:15:15 AM) .emi.: STILL.
(12:15:16 AM) .emi.: DIES.
(12:15:18 AM) .emi.: ok.
(12:15:20 AM) .emi.: THE END.
(12:15:21 AM) .emi.: 8D
(12:15:27 AM) .emi.: the titanic....
(12:15:36 AM) .emi.: brought to you by Nemi.