The themesong of Nackers...

[ssj5pinfu]

My lady give birth today
I run to her room right away
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
I look at my newborn and say

Damn thats an ugly baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned
Cause damn that's an ugly baby

This is just what I feared
Her head is mishapen and wierd
She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
But her hair color doesn't match her beard

Damn thats an ugly baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back in
Cause damn thats and ugly baby

And when she smiles I find
Shame McGallen comes to mind
It makes me want to cry
When I look into her good eye
I always wanted kids
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS
The doctor calles me in
Mr. Lynch she has a twin

Damn that's a good lookin baby
One for two on the good lookin babys
Now I start to weep, this one we can keep
Cause that was an ugly baby

She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank God only one nose but it's on her left thigh
The thought of changing her diaper each day
Or powdering her ass with that tail in the way
I think I could get a good price on Ebay...

Damn thats an ugly baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back in
Cause damn thats and ugly baby

Sorry, I just couldn't resist. I had to put this song up here...