HAPPY BIRTHDAY. happy new years!
I'm pretty high right now.
There is an unequal ratio of brownie to ice cream, I'm getting upset.
Bloodshot. Boom.
My calves are out of control. They're going everywhere. Reaching for the mouse when it's wayyyyyy farther away than it looks. Rob Cutt. On the phone I love him.
I am going to tell you all about my day but mostly about my night right now. I'm going to write everything down at this momenet because it will be more accurate than whenever I update this night. edit_i mean again.
Today my dad was being stupid. He didn't even wish me a happy birtdhay. But Claire, Jenna, Ryan and Sam Bales took me out to eat at Camille's and that was very nice. I like Ryan a lot.; ASS A FRIEND! as. ass. ass. titties? as.He is a charming lad! When I got home I got ready for Rachels expecitgn aweosme plans to happen but everything got stpped on and shit on and we just ended up staying at her houxse by ourselves with 2 lil toldders. Aka her brothers. EVENTUALLY I smoked up after the ball dropped with nothing better to do. [its laced its laced) Now you seee you see I kinda smelld bad walking back into the house so I took some laps, ripped off my shirt and came inside with Rachel scurrying around. I ran around to the basement, sat in a corner and then ran back upstairs and stripped off th rest of my clothes. Before Rachel could ask what I'm doing she BuUstED into the b-room and saw my WHITE CHEEKIES!!!!!!!!!!! Then I pretended to shower. No I did shower. But my hair didn't get all wet and I ate soap. That is still showering I guess. RACHEL HAD THE BEST IDEA. I said something abotu poop and she suggested making Shitstain [real name being Zero, Sara's puppy" poop in the kitchen by holding him up in the ari until he did so. I laughed so hard at that one. WE COULD FEED IT CHEESE AND CANDY. OH and Rachel just went on about something for like 5 seconds and I looked at her and said "Man. ALl I heard was "belehebeeheehhe I'm gooooooooodlooking."
So many little kids buy lipgloss just to eat it.
I just had a conversation with myself about lipgloss but decided to backspace it to evoid. Evoid is not a word. It really got me confused just then. Avoid. Rachel says.
TO AVOID EMBARASSMENT.
There is an unequal ratio of brownie to ice cream, I'm getting upset.
Bloodshot. Boom.
My calves are out of control. They're going everywhere. Reaching for the mouse when it's wayyyyyy farther away than it looks. Rob Cutt. On the phone I love him.
I am going to tell you all about my day but mostly about my night right now. I'm going to write everything down at this momenet because it will be more accurate than whenever I update this night. edit_i mean again.
Today my dad was being stupid. He didn't even wish me a happy birtdhay. But Claire, Jenna, Ryan and Sam Bales took me out to eat at Camille's and that was very nice. I like Ryan a lot.; ASS A FRIEND! as. ass. ass. titties? as.He is a charming lad! When I got home I got ready for Rachels expecitgn aweosme plans to happen but everything got stpped on and shit on and we just ended up staying at her houxse by ourselves with 2 lil toldders. Aka her brothers. EVENTUALLY I smoked up after the ball dropped with nothing better to do. [its laced its laced) Now you seee you see I kinda smelld bad walking back into the house so I took some laps, ripped off my shirt and came inside with Rachel scurrying around. I ran around to the basement, sat in a corner and then ran back upstairs and stripped off th rest of my clothes. Before Rachel could ask what I'm doing she BuUstED into the b-room and saw my WHITE CHEEKIES!!!!!!!!!!! Then I pretended to shower. No I did shower. But my hair didn't get all wet and I ate soap. That is still showering I guess. RACHEL HAD THE BEST IDEA. I said something abotu poop and she suggested making Shitstain [real name being Zero, Sara's puppy" poop in the kitchen by holding him up in the ari until he did so. I laughed so hard at that one. WE COULD FEED IT CHEESE AND CANDY. OH and Rachel just went on about something for like 5 seconds and I looked at her and said "Man. ALl I heard was "belehebeeheehhe I'm gooooooooodlooking."
So many little kids buy lipgloss just to eat it.
I just had a conversation with myself about lipgloss but decided to backspace it to evoid. Evoid is not a word. It really got me confused just then. Avoid. Rachel says.
TO AVOID EMBARASSMENT.