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FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young DEEP SEA DIVER named MATT. He was QUICKLY RUNNING in the PRETTY forest when he met HAPPY SHANE, a run-away TREASURE HUNTER from the LOUD Queen BETH.
MATT could see that HAPPY SHANE was hungry so he reached into his BOX and give him his SPARKLY PIZZA. HAPPY SHANE was thankful for MATT's PIZZA, so he told MATT a very SHINY story about Queen BETH's daughter ERIN. How her mother, the LOUD Queen BETH, kept her locked away in a LIGHTHOUSE protected by a gigantic HORSE, because ERIN was so BEAUTIFUL.
MATT WENT. He vowed to HAPPY SHANE the TREASURE HUNTER that he would save the BEAUTIFUL ERIN. He would HUG the HORSE, and take ERIN far away from her eveil mother, the LOUD Queen BETH, and KISS her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a CHARMING THUNDER STORM and HAPPY SHANE the TREASURE HUNTER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic HORSE from his story. LOUD Queen BETH WAVED out from behind a CHAIR and struck MATT dead. In the far off LIGHTHOUSE you could hear a BOOM.
THE END.
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