How about this bullshit?
Yesterday I was at my desk and heard a chick talking to Chris behind me. I thought it was Cara, so turned around to say hi. It turned out to be Liz. Kinda shocked me. She hasn't come around in ages. Well, I looked at her for like a minute and it was obvious she was ignoring me. So I waited till she was done talking and said "Ain't seen you in a while." She looked at me like I was the guy that killed and ate her kittens (I didn't) and said "Yeah, and that's a good thing!" She yelled it. Then she dramatically tossed her hair and stomped off. After a few seconds I started laughing to myself. Quietly. I don't like work drama. I talked to Chris and he had no idea. Asked me if I'd slept with her. I said I had, and his best guess was that's why. But not clear. Oh well. I talked to Jason about it later, and he said he hadn't talked to her either.
So today I see Liz walk past my desk. She doesn't look at me. Just walked past. Quickly, I might add. She works in building 8. I'm in building 4. And there's plenty of other rows to walk down. Go figure.
Well, a few minutes ago Jason comes to my desk. He said "I don't want to pry into something personal, but can I ask you a question?" I of course said sure, cause I really have no secrets and I'm curious at this point. He told me that Liz had come to him today. She is pissed at me because she thinks that I typed up a letter to her husband detailing her ... extra curricular activities at work. In particular something about a dude named Larry. She said the Larry thing is a lie. I don't know. I didn't write it. That's what I told Jason. He knew I hadn't. He told Liz that, but she doesn't seem to buy it. Apparently in the letter was stuff only I know. Now that I find hard to believe, but not impossible. We were really friends before and after what happened. We talked about stuff. So I told Jason that if she decides to talk to him about it again to tell her 3 things. First, I don't lie. She knows that. Second, I have no animosity or jealousy or any of that, so I wouldn't do anything like type up a letter to her husband. I have no motive, and that's not my style. If I had beef, I'd go to her. Third, if she's got anything she needs to ask me, come to me. If she's got beef, I don't know why but I'd be glad to entertain her. I've done nothing wrong past sleeping with a married woman that was my friend. For that I'm sorry, but she can't hold her actions against me.
Fucking drama.
So today I see Liz walk past my desk. She doesn't look at me. Just walked past. Quickly, I might add. She works in building 8. I'm in building 4. And there's plenty of other rows to walk down. Go figure.
Well, a few minutes ago Jason comes to my desk. He said "I don't want to pry into something personal, but can I ask you a question?" I of course said sure, cause I really have no secrets and I'm curious at this point. He told me that Liz had come to him today. She is pissed at me because she thinks that I typed up a letter to her husband detailing her ... extra curricular activities at work. In particular something about a dude named Larry. She said the Larry thing is a lie. I don't know. I didn't write it. That's what I told Jason. He knew I hadn't. He told Liz that, but she doesn't seem to buy it. Apparently in the letter was stuff only I know. Now that I find hard to believe, but not impossible. We were really friends before and after what happened. We talked about stuff. So I told Jason that if she decides to talk to him about it again to tell her 3 things. First, I don't lie. She knows that. Second, I have no animosity or jealousy or any of that, so I wouldn't do anything like type up a letter to her husband. I have no motive, and that's not my style. If I had beef, I'd go to her. Third, if she's got anything she needs to ask me, come to me. If she's got beef, I don't know why but I'd be glad to entertain her. I've done nothing wrong past sleeping with a married woman that was my friend. For that I'm sorry, but she can't hold her actions against me.
Fucking drama.