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[ssectumsempra]

'there once was a man from nantucket his dick was so long he could suck it .he wiped off his chin and said with a grin, "if my ear was a cunt i could fuck it"'

yet another basic cultural phenomenon i have been brought up blinded to, like when i found out sherlock holmes wasnt real and that politicians don't write their own speeches..

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[live_in_morocco]

i just found out this whole rhyme a few weeks ago. i was very excited.

[lightupmyroom]

OMG OMG. I WAS THERE FOR THE SHERLOCK HOLMES ONE.

and politicians used to write their own speeches so you are not entirely wrong.

[ssectumsempra]

LIZZIE THE WORLD IS A LIE

[blueeyefetish]

um...thank you so much, i didn't know past suck it. :)