"in all seriousness, if you ever get fat, i won't bone you anymore"

[ssectumsempra]

okay so last night my keys slipped out of my jacket pocket in dave's car and uhh i did nothing to pick them up at the time. obviously i forgot i was supposed to pick them up. i mean good thing i didn't go to school today because my car being locked and the only keys not locked inside the center console being in englewood would have been a problem at 7am. so i had the cops come to break into the car and uhh it's the cop my family's pretty goddamn good friends with and he bugged out ahhaa.

he jsut got it open so i'll go get work done maybe. after this nap