The last three months of my life: A Novel
Dear Live Journal,
I know some of you uber cool people out there have been urging me to post for awhile... So I'd just liek to say this is probably the last one you'll ever see (unless I somehow get obsessivly hooked again to three entries a day, which will hopefulyl never happen again) so anyways...
I don't really see the point of these journal things... Not THAT much has even happened in the past three months that I can write enough about for you to even care (unless you have no life and read everyones, even peopel yoyu don't even know).
So I guess I'm saying that we all know our lives are all borign and to try to make them mroe interestign to others, we make soemthign like "Today I bought some socks at kmart" turn into soemthign like "Today I was on my way to kmart when suddenly I was attacked by a rabid old man, and after a logn fierce battle, we fianlyl got inside, and there was a scary easter bunny costume and it was waving at me. Finally I got to the back of the store where the socks were. There was onyl one left and I rushed for it, but then, otu of no where, a crazy lady with a shoppign cart filling with a kizillion items ran past me and stole the lats pair. Then I through a fugg at her and retreived my sock back. The end." See? that's how you do it. And for anyoen who doesn't know...
Fugg - 1. Fake Ugg; Any type of off-brand trendy, fuzzy eskimo boot, usually wore by the female of the "prep" clique 2. A vicious paracite which can usually be found feeding on the feet of unsuspecting girls; Growling and mating behaviors are normal
One interesting event did take place today though: My fish is injured/dying (can't really tell)... but I'll make it more interestign for y'all.
So there I was, cleaning the fish bowl (and yes, I DO clean it). So anyways, I was cleaning, and and refillign the bowl, when suddenly, OUT OF NOWHERE... THE FISH JUMPED OUT OF THE BOWL!!! Dun dun dun! I sturggled to save it before it fell down the drain, but squirming to survive, it was hard to grab. Finally, ti stopped moving long enough for me to rescue it and return it to the fish bowl. I must have ijured it's fin, for it cannot help but float to the top, but I knwo it's not dead, since hwne I poke it it swims away.
So that's the only exciting thing that happened today, so you all stop complaining abotu me not updating, DOT THAT 'LIL GIRL?!? Hehe
~Josh :)
P.S.: I'm not doign naythign over break so we all gotta make plans okey doke?
P.P.S.: So long sweet summer... It's snowing.. Grr... I was hoping for spring... Hey thanks, thanks for that summer. It's cold where you're going, I hope that your heart's always warm.
P.P.P.S.?: BLAH! Today was a bad day... And so I must tell you about it... But of course I must make it interesting:
So there I was, at the bus stop. It was freezing, but silly me, I brought out a spring jacket. Good thing I had gym today, or I would have worn my hippie sandals again. I had to wait awhile for the bus today! Can you believe it? Ya, I know! Then... We had first and third hour together, so it was basically one long class in the same room for THREE HOURS!!! And then I brought this huge heavy ceilign tile I painted up to the room and my teacher told me I HAD TO take it downstairs all the way across the school to her room... So I did, and it was NOT FUN!!!! THEN, in art I had to model for 15 minutes, and ti was painful sicne I had ot hold my arm in an uncomfortable position!!!! AHHHH!!! Then... weight training... which I hate... WITH A PASSION!!! WHO DECIDED TO MAKE GYM A REQUIREMENT TO GRADUATE!!?!?!? HUH????? HHHHUUUHHH!?!?!?!? YOU SHOUDL DIE!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! And then.... when I wanted to go home form tech, my dad wouldn't answer his phone for an hour... grr... The end.
I hope you liked my exaggerated complaining. Hehe that was actually kidna fun. I'm startign to kinda msis this dumb old live journal... I mean... you people r dumb. Ok bye.
I know some of you uber cool people out there have been urging me to post for awhile... So I'd just liek to say this is probably the last one you'll ever see (unless I somehow get obsessivly hooked again to three entries a day, which will hopefulyl never happen again) so anyways...
I don't really see the point of these journal things... Not THAT much has even happened in the past three months that I can write enough about for you to even care (unless you have no life and read everyones, even peopel yoyu don't even know).
So I guess I'm saying that we all know our lives are all borign and to try to make them mroe interestign to others, we make soemthign like "Today I bought some socks at kmart" turn into soemthign like "Today I was on my way to kmart when suddenly I was attacked by a rabid old man, and after a logn fierce battle, we fianlyl got inside, and there was a scary easter bunny costume and it was waving at me. Finally I got to the back of the store where the socks were. There was onyl one left and I rushed for it, but then, otu of no where, a crazy lady with a shoppign cart filling with a kizillion items ran past me and stole the lats pair. Then I through a fugg at her and retreived my sock back. The end." See? that's how you do it. And for anyoen who doesn't know...
Fugg - 1. Fake Ugg; Any type of off-brand trendy, fuzzy eskimo boot, usually wore by the female of the "prep" clique 2. A vicious paracite which can usually be found feeding on the feet of unsuspecting girls; Growling and mating behaviors are normal
One interesting event did take place today though: My fish is injured/dying (can't really tell)... but I'll make it more interestign for y'all.
So there I was, cleaning the fish bowl (and yes, I DO clean it). So anyways, I was cleaning, and and refillign the bowl, when suddenly, OUT OF NOWHERE... THE FISH JUMPED OUT OF THE BOWL!!! Dun dun dun! I sturggled to save it before it fell down the drain, but squirming to survive, it was hard to grab. Finally, ti stopped moving long enough for me to rescue it and return it to the fish bowl. I must have ijured it's fin, for it cannot help but float to the top, but I knwo it's not dead, since hwne I poke it it swims away.
So that's the only exciting thing that happened today, so you all stop complaining abotu me not updating, DOT THAT 'LIL GIRL?!? Hehe
~Josh :)
P.S.: I'm not doign naythign over break so we all gotta make plans okey doke?
P.P.S.: So long sweet summer... It's snowing.. Grr... I was hoping for spring... Hey thanks, thanks for that summer. It's cold where you're going, I hope that your heart's always warm.
P.P.P.S.?: BLAH! Today was a bad day... And so I must tell you about it... But of course I must make it interesting:
So there I was, at the bus stop. It was freezing, but silly me, I brought out a spring jacket. Good thing I had gym today, or I would have worn my hippie sandals again. I had to wait awhile for the bus today! Can you believe it? Ya, I know! Then... We had first and third hour together, so it was basically one long class in the same room for THREE HOURS!!! And then I brought this huge heavy ceilign tile I painted up to the room and my teacher told me I HAD TO take it downstairs all the way across the school to her room... So I did, and it was NOT FUN!!!! THEN, in art I had to model for 15 minutes, and ti was painful sicne I had ot hold my arm in an uncomfortable position!!!! AHHHH!!! Then... weight training... which I hate... WITH A PASSION!!! WHO DECIDED TO MAKE GYM A REQUIREMENT TO GRADUATE!!?!?!? HUH????? HHHHUUUHHH!?!?!?!? YOU SHOUDL DIE!!!! AHHHHHH!!!!!! And then.... when I wanted to go home form tech, my dad wouldn't answer his phone for an hour... grr... The end.
I hope you liked my exaggerated complaining. Hehe that was actually kidna fun. I'm startign to kinda msis this dumb old live journal... I mean... you people r dumb. Ok bye.