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So your zapped into the Matrix - now what?
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You see Neo running by, followed by Smith - who would you help?I'd help myself to another serving of tofu! :)Would you manage the jump-building thing first time?No way! I'd have more fun jumping off!What would the first thing you say to Neo be?I want you... To give me back my tofu biatch!!!!The twins are walking towards you with guns, what now?Hope that they're nto wearing matchign outfits, or they will be ta the mercy of Joshua *some randomg long spanish-asian-y sounding name*Mystery Inc suddenly appear.Wait, is that Scooby Doo? DAPHNE'S HOTT!!!! Woot!The Oracle comes onto you. (sorry, just need to know)O YES!!! BABY!!!! JANNIE'S GRAMMA HAS GOT IT GOING ON!!!Neo comes onto you, so you...Have a threesome with the old lady...While everyone elses gets machine guns - you get a pocket knife. You...Pretend to trip, fall, cry, and see if anyone feels bad for you, while you unsuspectingly shoot them with your oozie when no one's looking. O:)Three Agents appear, you...Polish off another serving of tofu, and start crochettign again.Trinity and Neo are making some nose next door. What do you do?Turn up the volume on Tiffany more so I don't hear their erotic sex noises.Neo demands a fight.Ok.The special effects screw up and you find your running around naked, you...Laugh. That's not me! HEHEHE!You swallow the blue pill by mistake.Oops.They load River dance into your head instead of Kong Fu.*Dances: River style*What is the Matrix?Yes.Would you ever, you know, do an Agent?Orange.Want to spend the rest of your life eating a bowl of snot?47 kangaroos hopping through a field of crusty old men.Ever want to stay in Zion?Zion.Would you nick Neo's coat if you got the chance?Neo's coat is hot.One of the twins has you pinned under him - what DO you DO?Pretend to come onto him. Iheard that if you come onto a rapist, they'll get scared and run away. :)If you craped on the matrix, would you crap in the real world?NO! Because then you're little goober pod thing would be filled with doodie after a week.Are humans really as annoying as Smith says?LALALALALALA!!!! WHEEEEEE!!! EEEEKK!!! AHHHH!!!! Wait, what was the question again? Oh, of course we're not...So, you a goodie, baddie or Agent? Or just someone still plugged in?Broccoli are peopel too!!!Did you find them or did they find you?I found a nickel.What is real?Not Britney Spear's boobies.Trinity slaps you across the face, so you...Slap her tushi. It's a futuristic erotic sex game, of course.The Matrix just happens to be running on Windows 95, worried?*Power outage* Oops. I guess we all die, right?Make a choice - the real world, or the matrix?A pet llama named seamoreDo you ever go outside?Who decided to spell llama with two L's? How random... (/*-_-)/*
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So your zapped into the Matrix - now what?
Created by Green and taken 62 times on bzoink!
You see Neo running by, followed by Smith - who would you help?I'd help myself to another serving of tofu! :)Would you manage the jump-building thing first time?No way! I'd have more fun jumping off!What would the first thing you say to Neo be?I want you... To give me back my tofu biatch!!!!The twins are walking towards you with guns, what now?Hope that they're nto wearing matchign outfits, or they will be ta the mercy of Joshua *some randomg long spanish-asian-y sounding name*Mystery Inc suddenly appear.Wait, is that Scooby Doo? DAPHNE'S HOTT!!!! Woot!The Oracle comes onto you. (sorry, just need to know)O YES!!! BABY!!!! JANNIE'S GRAMMA HAS GOT IT GOING ON!!!Neo comes onto you, so you...Have a threesome with the old lady...While everyone elses gets machine guns - you get a pocket knife. You...Pretend to trip, fall, cry, and see if anyone feels bad for you, while you unsuspectingly shoot them with your oozie when no one's looking. O:)Three Agents appear, you...Polish off another serving of tofu, and start crochettign again.Trinity and Neo are making some nose next door. What do you do?Turn up the volume on Tiffany more so I don't hear their erotic sex noises.Neo demands a fight.Ok.The special effects screw up and you find your running around naked, you...Laugh. That's not me! HEHEHE!You swallow the blue pill by mistake.Oops.They load River dance into your head instead of Kong Fu.*Dances: River style*What is the Matrix?Yes.Would you ever, you know, do an Agent?Orange.Want to spend the rest of your life eating a bowl of snot?47 kangaroos hopping through a field of crusty old men.Ever want to stay in Zion?Zion.Would you nick Neo's coat if you got the chance?Neo's coat is hot.One of the twins has you pinned under him - what DO you DO?Pretend to come onto him. Iheard that if you come onto a rapist, they'll get scared and run away. :)If you craped on the matrix, would you crap in the real world?NO! Because then you're little goober pod thing would be filled with doodie after a week.Are humans really as annoying as Smith says?LALALALALALA!!!! WHEEEEEE!!! EEEEKK!!! AHHHH!!!! Wait, what was the question again? Oh, of course we're not...So, you a goodie, baddie or Agent? Or just someone still plugged in?Broccoli are peopel too!!!Did you find them or did they find you?I found a nickel.What is real?Not Britney Spear's boobies.Trinity slaps you across the face, so you...Slap her tushi. It's a futuristic erotic sex game, of course.The Matrix just happens to be running on Windows 95, worried?*Power outage* Oops. I guess we all die, right?Make a choice - the real world, or the matrix?A pet llama named seamoreDo you ever go outside?Who decided to spell llama with two L's? How random... (/*-_-)/*
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