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1. Your real name: Joshua Ryan Epstein
2. friends call you: Josh
3. What does your boyfriend call you: uh.. er... he calls me jooji.. i mean.. i dont have one.. O:)
4 What's a name you once wished you'd rather have?: something native american-ish like falling water
5. What is/are the ugliest name(s) you can think of?: john boy and esmirelda
6. What would you name these if you had them as pets?
a. turtle: speedy
b. goose: willbur
c. pirate: scratchy
7. If there was a song about you, what would it be called?: joshua my lover
8. What would you name your kids?: marin for a girl and... uh.. i wouldnt wnat boys.. they're a buddle... hehe
9. What would you name a ship you built?: the really fast ship which will never die :)
10. If you wrote a book, what would it be called?: how to get noticed in 5 seconds: being annoying for dummies
Have you ever...
11. Thrown up in public?: many times actually.. haha O:)
12. Eaten or drank anything spoiled?: yes...
13. Had a rip in your pants you didn't know about? no.. i usually know abotu my rips... :D
14. Tripped while checking someone out?: i don't check people...?
15. Had to pay for something you broke?: prolly
16. Nearly drowned?: once wne i was 5 the life gaurd "claimed" i had but i really didint.. she was dumb
17. Passed out?: ya in 4th gr in mrs knightons class!! WHHEEE!
18. Had a crush on somebody : wat? eww.. girls have cooties...
19. Been stuck in the rain? i luv the rain! I dance in it!
20. Been attacked by an animal?: quite often actually...
21. Caught people having sex?: um... not in the actually doiong of it but I have foudn evidence.... ew.......
22. Fallen asleep while driving?: no
23. Felt attracted to someone of the same sex?: no
24. Actually slipped on a banana peel?: sadly.. no.. i wish :(
25. Made a wish that came true?: um.. actually no.. :'(
Complete The Sentence
26. I once had a dream... I was running on the street to marys house and I slipped and fell and then it really happened & i thoguth it was weird.
27. I'm only racist towards... ugly babies
28. I don't even know why I'm... so cool... it just comes naturally i guess ;)
29. I'd give anything to have sex with... hm.. i'd perfer to stay a virgin a little longer...
30. Nothing sucks more than having to...when you feel a sneeze coming on but u can't get it out
31. If I had six bucks i'd buy...24 gum balls! :)
32. It's hot. I should take off my... girl standing next to me's bra... hehe O:) just kiddddinngggggg... or am i?
33. It's always more fun if you... dance and yell liek an idiot
34. You can't eat steak without... killing a cow... unless it's tofusteak! :D
35. You better shut up before I... shut up too.. this is too much fun beign annoyign! WHEEE!
36. I really like you and everything but... u really need to back off from my jello... it's mine biatch!!!
What would you do if...
40. A dirty old guy at the airport slaps your ass?: um.... *flash back to..* haha ew
41. Somebody was about to steal your car?: laugh! that's not my car!
42. You wake up with a billion spiders crawling all over you and your bed?: laugh! that's not me! HAHAH!!!!
43. You farted while giving a persuasive speech in class?:hope no baby starts crying!!!!!!
44. The person you just kissed tells you they have oral herpes?: shoot them... i didint like them much anyways... :)
45. You have three wishes?: 1. more time for thinking about wishes 2. a pony 3. to remember what my first wish was
46. The government allowed you to choose one thing to be made illegal and one thing to be legalized?: illegal: manboob touching for pay... it's like prostitution!!! Legal: prostitution... haha i mean.. downloading songs illegally! Yay! :)
47. Britney Spears was at your front door asking for jumper cables?: go away.. u smell...
48. You had a time machine?: world peace! hehe yeah right..
49. FOX gave you a half hour show to do whatever you wanted?:the nose hair variety hour with special guests jessica simpson and the senior home band, the denchers!!!
Would you rather....
50. Would you rather find the cure for cancer or the cure for aids?: cancer cuz aids they at least get like 15 years to live right?
51. Would you rather have the power to fly, or the power to teleport?: teleport cuz u coudl go anywhere whenever u wnated and take peopel with u if u touch them :) *touch*
52. Would you rather have the power to see the future, or the power to record your dreams?: record dreams.. i like to live in the present and not dwell on the past or think to the future
53. Would you rather be really skinny, or really fat?: skinny... i feel really bad for fat people... even tho it's funny sometimes... O:)
54. Would you rather be lost in a forest, or stuck in a box?:being stuck in a box would b fun! and plus.. there's scary monsters in forests!! EEEEK!!!
55. Would you rather be in a drama movie, or a comedy?:comedy! i'd laugh at the drama parts of a drama.. it's too funny hehe
56. Would you rather be in a hip hop video or a rock video?:rock.. the hip hop vidoes or only good for girls who'd wanan dance around like whores (jessie's answer of course HAHA!)
57. Would you rather have your birthday on Christmas Day, or on February 29th?: Feburay 29th, so people couldn't combine my presents and you coudl b like 5 when ud secretly b 20
58. Would you rather live in the sewer, or in Afghanistan?: Sewer would be safer at the moment but it prolly smells worse... but u never no these days...
59. Would you rather be in a mental institution or in a penitentiary?: wats the difference? im confused!! AHHH!
60. Would you rather snow board or hang glide: snowboard.. even tho iv had some bad experiences but hang gliding would b scarriziliy
61. Would you rather be a ninja or a pirate?: NINJAPIRATE!!! a japanesew sailor dude? for sho!!
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the following words?
62. Courage: the cowardlty lion from wizard of oz
62. Drivers: cars
64. Yoga: yoda
65. Bakery: the songh from beauty and the beats about the baker and hias bread
66. Roach: that one episode of the power puff girls!! (jessie's answer too hehe)
67. Mushroom: skater children
68. Sprung: spring (the season)
69. Exotic: hores dancing in hip hop vidoes... o oops i thoguht it said erotic... O:)
70. Pythagorean: um.... soem disease?
Miscellaneous
71. Construct an acronym for these words. (example: G M S = Give Me Steak)...
a. S O L R A K S: sex on ladels raking at kids susie!
b. E B A F S: ebonics baking as fluoride susie!
c. C H I N A: choochootrains have indians nighting animals!
d. R G P: Rabidsquirrel gay pride!
72. What is your definition of love?: when someone can't stand to be without another person.
73. List 3 words that are clues to identifying a person you are currently interested in: bubbly, not a skanky slut bag whore catholic schoolgirl wananbe hooker, vintage ;)
74. Reveal a secret about you that nobody knows of, but type it in acronym form: hm... oo i got 1... I P M N heheh its funny
76. Were you too scared to do it?: to do wat?
77. Who or what is your worst enemy?: hm.... alana levy... she is a MEAN GIRL!
78. Who is the last person you kicked?: hm.. that was a logn tiem ago.. but prolyl brandon hoffman at camp before ninth grade
79. If you had to be a chess piece, which piece would you be?:the horsey! WHHEEEE! :)
80: name three people you know whose names begin with the first letter of your name: Jebadya, jesus, janosaisia (totally made up those...) O:)
81. What's one romantic thing somebody's done for you?: nothin... I was always the one doign the romancing u biatches... all u peoples who I've treated so well u never did anything nice back to me u poops.. thx 4 makign my valentiens days suck!!!!! BITCHES!!!!! i luv life :)
What Is Your opinion?
83. "Girls are nothing but drama." soem girls r very magnetic to drama... butm any aren't
84. "Only idiots watch The Simpsons.": it's true... im sorry to say haha
85. "Kentucky is way better than Cali": they have annoyign accents
86. "There's nothing wrong with stealing.": stealign is mean...
87. "Alcohol is the answer to ALL your problems.": alcohol is bad
88. "You don't need to go to college to be a brain surgeon." so true... half the succesful people in life r idiots...
89. "Music is stupid.": if stupid means saaa-weeet, then yes... ^_^
90. "Your car sucks.": who's car?