A note to the socially retarded and/or emo kid
I don't have to many of these because I am not easy to anger.....and this is an angry rant....
To the Socially retarded and/or Emo kid,
What is your fucking deal?! Everyone has awkward social moments but we laugh it off and get back in there....not you! No, you just fucking stand there and stare-wtf. Who taught you how to speak to people?! It's obnoxiouse and embarassibng! Quit it!
Listen, whatever it is you're trying to appear as (and you are trying) It's not cute, it's not cool and it doesn't make you look mysterious......unless your'e incredibly attractive but chances are your not. it just looks like you care way too fucking much about what others think. I have a very high tolerance for this type of behavior- it's mandatory for my line of work- and of all the people I deal with some of you just wont budge!
On New Years- I went to a party and there was this guy who stood by the door for over an hour waiting for his friend so they could leave. His friend was awesome. Everybody was getting drunk and ringing in the New year and this guy just stood by the door sulking. So a friend and I tried talking to him and he was just not having it. I couldn't outright ask him to leave because he looked like one of those crazy white kids that would follow you home and rape your pets. But I was curiouse as to why he didn't go? He could have hopped a bus or walked to the train (the service was running late that night) or he coould have taken a cab. The point is that he wanted to be miserable and make others miserable. A grown ass man was behaving like that and in public!. A GROWN ASS MAN!
So I say to you (I don't ask) If you want attention and I know you do, take some fucking Irish step dancing lessons or do something to make you an interesting person! If you like anime/comics/manga/scifi- and your socially retarded (which can happen a lot) you already have something interesting to your person. So I'm going to give you a step by step guide to hodling a normal conversation:
If someone approches you and introduces themselves feel free to take initiative
1- ask them something about themselves (What do you do for a living? Where did you get those awesome shoes? etc)
2- Listen to their response. It will help you with step 3
3- Politley respond with what they said. This could be in the form of a statment or a question (Interror desiign? Thats very interesting, are you apart of a firm?)
4- Listen to their response- at this point they will ask you about yourself....unless they're as socially retarded as you are and at that point you can both sit in a corner and be stupid together.
If someone asks you a question please refrain from one word answers- this will end the conversation quickly and make you look like 14 year old at which point you have no buisness being there becasue it's a school night. You want to respond to people with poise and intrigue- not with baggage and bullshit. NOw, I understand not everyone is going to get along- but 9 times out of 10 You are the one responsable for your social life not other people- so do yourself and all of us a fucking favor- learn how to speak.
Sincearly,
Angela
To the Socially retarded and/or Emo kid,
What is your fucking deal?! Everyone has awkward social moments but we laugh it off and get back in there....not you! No, you just fucking stand there and stare-wtf. Who taught you how to speak to people?! It's obnoxiouse and embarassibng! Quit it!
Listen, whatever it is you're trying to appear as (and you are trying) It's not cute, it's not cool and it doesn't make you look mysterious......unless your'e incredibly attractive but chances are your not. it just looks like you care way too fucking much about what others think. I have a very high tolerance for this type of behavior- it's mandatory for my line of work- and of all the people I deal with some of you just wont budge!
On New Years- I went to a party and there was this guy who stood by the door for over an hour waiting for his friend so they could leave. His friend was awesome. Everybody was getting drunk and ringing in the New year and this guy just stood by the door sulking. So a friend and I tried talking to him and he was just not having it. I couldn't outright ask him to leave because he looked like one of those crazy white kids that would follow you home and rape your pets. But I was curiouse as to why he didn't go? He could have hopped a bus or walked to the train (the service was running late that night) or he coould have taken a cab. The point is that he wanted to be miserable and make others miserable. A grown ass man was behaving like that and in public!. A GROWN ASS MAN!
So I say to you (I don't ask) If you want attention and I know you do, take some fucking Irish step dancing lessons or do something to make you an interesting person! If you like anime/comics/manga/scifi- and your socially retarded (which can happen a lot) you already have something interesting to your person. So I'm going to give you a step by step guide to hodling a normal conversation:
If someone approches you and introduces themselves feel free to take initiative
1- ask them something about themselves (What do you do for a living? Where did you get those awesome shoes? etc)
2- Listen to their response. It will help you with step 3
3- Politley respond with what they said. This could be in the form of a statment or a question (Interror desiign? Thats very interesting, are you apart of a firm?)
4- Listen to their response- at this point they will ask you about yourself....unless they're as socially retarded as you are and at that point you can both sit in a corner and be stupid together.
If someone asks you a question please refrain from one word answers- this will end the conversation quickly and make you look like 14 year old at which point you have no buisness being there becasue it's a school night. You want to respond to people with poise and intrigue- not with baggage and bullshit. NOw, I understand not everyone is going to get along- but 9 times out of 10 You are the one responsable for your social life not other people- so do yourself and all of us a fucking favor- learn how to speak.
Sincearly,
Angela