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Found this on Tumblr. It deserves to be immortalized for all time, because it is amazing. Someone makes a ruder post about people being rude about religion, fandom gets a hold of it, glory ensues.
UNDER THIS CUT ARE SPOILERS FOR:
Harry Potter, Doctor Who (Series 5), Lord of the Rings, Lost, Star Wars, Supernatural, StarTrek (Wrath of Khan), Buffy, X-Files, FIREFLY ( NO SERIOUSLY MAJOR FIREFLY ONES DON'T READ THAT BIT THAT MEANS YOU GINNY), Julius Caesar, and the Christian Bible.
Enjoy.
It doesnt matter if you believe in God or not,
dontcrosscross:
dick-whitman:
redlighted:
causbelli:
kristicles:
siriuslyaud:
stormthecitadel:
death2normalcy:
pobody:
yourcarisonfire:
thecrownlessagainshallbeking-:
wrappedallintimeandtweed:
yourcarisonfire:
awondrousplaceforyouandme:
or if you support religion or not. Or hate religious people or not. God still loves you and Jesus died for your sins. He died, a horrible death, for you. And today, you’re sitting there stuffing your face full of food and candy to celebrate him. Who are you to celebrate Easter if you don’t even believe in God? So stop bashing religious people and grow up. You can say we preach love but don’t practice it. JESUS DIED ON A CROSS FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES ALL OF YOU.
Appreciate that, assholes.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Harry Potter or not or if you support the Wizarding World or not or hate Mudbloods or not. Harry still loves you and died to protect you. He died a horrible death for you. And today, you’re sitting there reading the books and watching the movies. Who are you to read the series if you don’t even believe in magic? So stop bashing wizards and grow up. You can say we preach about magic but don’t practice it. HARRY POTTER DIED IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST FOR YOU TO PROTECT ALL OF YOU.
Appreciate that, Muggles.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in the Doctor or not. Or if you support the Daleks or not. Or if you hate River Song or not. The Doctor still loves you and drove the Pandorica into the exploding TARDIS and died to protect you. He died a horrible death for you. And today, you’re watching the show and blogging about it. Who are you to watch the show if you don’t believe in aliens? So stop bashing Time Lords and fgrow up. You can say we preach about time travel but don’t practice it. THE DOCTOR DIED IN THE TARDIS EXPLOSION TO RESTORE THE UNIVERSE TO SAVE YOU ALL.
Appreciate that, humans.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Gandalf or not. Or if you support Frodo or not. Or hate Sauron or not. Gandalf still loves you and Gandalf died to help save Middle Earth.. He died, a horrible death,for you. And today, you’re sitting there reading Lord of the Rings and watching the movies. Who are you to read about it and watch the movies if you don’t even believe in Gandalf? So stop bashing wizards and grow up. You can say we preach about Frodo’s journey but don’t practice it. GANDALF DIED AFTER HE FOUGHT THE BALROG TO SAVE YOU ALL.
Appreciate that, big folk humans.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Jacob or not or if you support John Locke or not or hate the Dharma Initiative or not. Jacob still loves you and Jack Shephard died for the island. He died a horrible death for you. And today you’re sitting there making theories and asking questions about the show. Who are you to cry over the finale if you don’t even believe in the island? So stop bashing the Oceanic Six and grow up. You can say Jacob preaches about morals but doesn’t practice them. JACK DIED ON THE ISLAND FOR YOU TO PROTECT THE WORLD.
Appreciate that, survivors.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in the force or not, or if you support the Rebel Alliance or not or hate Palpatine or not. Luke Skywalker still loves you and those Ewoks died in the Battle of Endor to help destroy the second death star. They died a horrible death for you. And today you’re sitting there making fun of them and watching the Ewok cartoon. Who are you to enjoy those cuddly faces if you don’t even believe in the force? So stop trashing their stumpy legs and grow up. THOSE EWOKS DIED ON ENDOR TO DEFEAT THE EMPIRE.
Appreciate that, free bitchez.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Dean and Sam Winchester or if you support demons or angels. The Winchesters will still fight for you and keep you safe. Sam Winchester still dragged Lucifer into the cage with Michael to save the world. The Winchesters have all died multiple deaths for you. And you sitting there laughing about them and making fun of Sam’s hair? Who are you to be saved from a wendigo if you can’t even realize how tough the boys have it? So stop hating on the Winchesters. THEY HAVE SAVED YOUR LIFE MULTIPLE TIMES WITHOUT YOU EVEN KNOWING IT.
Appreciate that, Mooses.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Kirk or not, or if you support Starfleet or not. Or hate Klingons or not. Kirk still loves you and Spock died at the hands of Khan for you. He died, a horrible death, for you. And today, you’re sitting there watching the series, watching the movies. Who are you to indulge in the spin-offs? So stop bashing Starfleet and grow up. You can say we preach the Prime Directive but don’t practice it. SPOCK DIED IN ENGINEERING FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU ALL.
Appreciate that, ensigns.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in the Slayer or not. Or if you support the Scoobies or the Initiative, or if you hate Wolfram and Hart or not. Buffy still loves you and she died in Harmony’s bid for an apocalypse, for you. She saved the world at the cost of her own life (several times). You watch your DVD sets and you listen to the commentaries and make fun of the ’90s fashion, but do you appreciate what she’s done for you? How can you live with yourself? You can say we pride ourselves on our Buffyisms but we don’t use them in everyday speech, but that doesn’t change the fact that BUFFY THREW HERSELF INTO A INTERDEMENSIONAL PORTAL BECAUSE SHE LOVES ALL OF YOU.
Appreciate that, vamps.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Aliens or not. If you believe in government conspiracies or not or if you hate bureaucracy. Mulder and Scully still fought for you and fought for the truth. They were infected with alien parasites for you. They were abducted, beaten, kidnapped, and lost family members for you. They fought against corrupt FBI agents for you, so that you could know the truth. Do you appreciate the things they’ve done? The times they’ve suffered? Do you appreciate their sacrifices for you? How can you live with yourself? You say you pride yourself on the quest for the truth, but how often do you thank them? Regardless of if you mention their hardships or their sacrifices, they still battled corruption for you. They nearly died for you, time and time again. THEY GAVE UP THEIR SON IN THE QUEST FOR THE TRUTH.
Appreciate that, Cancer Men.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Reavers or not. Or if you support the Independents or not. Or hate the Battle of Serenity Valley or not. Mal’s crew still loves you and Wash died for you. He died, a horrible death that you didn’t even get the chance to mourn, for you. And today, you’re sitting there watching Mal be naked and River be crazy. Who are you to watch Serenity if you don’t believe the Firefly was unjustly cancelled? So stop underappreciating Joss Whedon and grow up. You can say we love a cancelled series but we didn’t love it enough to keep it on. WASH DIED AS A LEAF ON THE WIND BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU AND ZOE BUT ZOE A LOT MORE.
Appreciate that, Alliance.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Julius Caesar or not, or if you support the Roman Republic or not. Or hate dictators or not. Aeneas still loves you and Julius Caesar died for your sins. He died, a horrible death, for you. And today, you’re sitting there eating your Caesar salad and perving over every hot guy who has ever played Antony. Who are you to celebrate the Ides of March if you don’t even believe in Julius Caesar? So stop bashing dictatorships and grow up. You can say we preach the will of the people but we don’t practice it. JULIUS CAESAR DIED IN THE SENATE-HOUSE FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES ALL OF YOU.
Appreciate that, mentulae.Mostly under a cut because that shit is LONG. Long and glorious.
UNDER THIS CUT ARE SPOILERS FOR:
Harry Potter, Doctor Who (Series 5), Lord of the Rings, Lost, Star Wars, Supernatural, StarTrek (Wrath of Khan), Buffy, X-Files, FIREFLY ( NO SERIOUSLY MAJOR FIREFLY ONES DON'T READ THAT BIT THAT MEANS YOU GINNY), Julius Caesar, and the Christian Bible.
Enjoy.
It doesnt matter if you believe in God or not,
dontcrosscross:
dick-whitman:
redlighted:
causbelli:
kristicles:
siriuslyaud:
stormthecitadel:
death2normalcy:
pobody:
yourcarisonfire:
thecrownlessagainshallbeking-:
wrappedallintimeandtweed:
yourcarisonfire:
awondrousplaceforyouandme:
or if you support religion or not. Or hate religious people or not. God still loves you and Jesus died for your sins. He died, a horrible death, for you. And today, you’re sitting there stuffing your face full of food and candy to celebrate him. Who are you to celebrate Easter if you don’t even believe in God? So stop bashing religious people and grow up. You can say we preach love but don’t practice it. JESUS DIED ON A CROSS FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES ALL OF YOU.
Appreciate that, assholes.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Harry Potter or not or if you support the Wizarding World or not or hate Mudbloods or not. Harry still loves you and died to protect you. He died a horrible death for you. And today, you’re sitting there reading the books and watching the movies. Who are you to read the series if you don’t even believe in magic? So stop bashing wizards and grow up. You can say we preach about magic but don’t practice it. HARRY POTTER DIED IN THE FORBIDDEN FOREST FOR YOU TO PROTECT ALL OF YOU.
Appreciate that, Muggles.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in the Doctor or not. Or if you support the Daleks or not. Or if you hate River Song or not. The Doctor still loves you and drove the Pandorica into the exploding TARDIS and died to protect you. He died a horrible death for you. And today, you’re watching the show and blogging about it. Who are you to watch the show if you don’t believe in aliens? So stop bashing Time Lords and fgrow up. You can say we preach about time travel but don’t practice it. THE DOCTOR DIED IN THE TARDIS EXPLOSION TO RESTORE THE UNIVERSE TO SAVE YOU ALL.
Appreciate that, humans.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Gandalf or not. Or if you support Frodo or not. Or hate Sauron or not. Gandalf still loves you and Gandalf died to help save Middle Earth.. He died, a horrible death,for you. And today, you’re sitting there reading Lord of the Rings and watching the movies. Who are you to read about it and watch the movies if you don’t even believe in Gandalf? So stop bashing wizards and grow up. You can say we preach about Frodo’s journey but don’t practice it. GANDALF DIED AFTER HE FOUGHT THE BALROG TO SAVE YOU ALL.
Appreciate that, big folk humans.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Jacob or not or if you support John Locke or not or hate the Dharma Initiative or not. Jacob still loves you and Jack Shephard died for the island. He died a horrible death for you. And today you’re sitting there making theories and asking questions about the show. Who are you to cry over the finale if you don’t even believe in the island? So stop bashing the Oceanic Six and grow up. You can say Jacob preaches about morals but doesn’t practice them. JACK DIED ON THE ISLAND FOR YOU TO PROTECT THE WORLD.
Appreciate that, survivors.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in the force or not, or if you support the Rebel Alliance or not or hate Palpatine or not. Luke Skywalker still loves you and those Ewoks died in the Battle of Endor to help destroy the second death star. They died a horrible death for you. And today you’re sitting there making fun of them and watching the Ewok cartoon. Who are you to enjoy those cuddly faces if you don’t even believe in the force? So stop trashing their stumpy legs and grow up. THOSE EWOKS DIED ON ENDOR TO DEFEAT THE EMPIRE.
Appreciate that, free bitchez.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Dean and Sam Winchester or if you support demons or angels. The Winchesters will still fight for you and keep you safe. Sam Winchester still dragged Lucifer into the cage with Michael to save the world. The Winchesters have all died multiple deaths for you. And you sitting there laughing about them and making fun of Sam’s hair? Who are you to be saved from a wendigo if you can’t even realize how tough the boys have it? So stop hating on the Winchesters. THEY HAVE SAVED YOUR LIFE MULTIPLE TIMES WITHOUT YOU EVEN KNOWING IT.
Appreciate that, Mooses.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Kirk or not, or if you support Starfleet or not. Or hate Klingons or not. Kirk still loves you and Spock died at the hands of Khan for you. He died, a horrible death, for you. And today, you’re sitting there watching the series, watching the movies. Who are you to indulge in the spin-offs? So stop bashing Starfleet and grow up. You can say we preach the Prime Directive but don’t practice it. SPOCK DIED IN ENGINEERING FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU ALL.
Appreciate that, ensigns.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in the Slayer or not. Or if you support the Scoobies or the Initiative, or if you hate Wolfram and Hart or not. Buffy still loves you and she died in Harmony’s bid for an apocalypse, for you. She saved the world at the cost of her own life (several times). You watch your DVD sets and you listen to the commentaries and make fun of the ’90s fashion, but do you appreciate what she’s done for you? How can you live with yourself? You can say we pride ourselves on our Buffyisms but we don’t use them in everyday speech, but that doesn’t change the fact that BUFFY THREW HERSELF INTO A INTERDEMENSIONAL PORTAL BECAUSE SHE LOVES ALL OF YOU.
Appreciate that, vamps.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Aliens or not. If you believe in government conspiracies or not or if you hate bureaucracy. Mulder and Scully still fought for you and fought for the truth. They were infected with alien parasites for you. They were abducted, beaten, kidnapped, and lost family members for you. They fought against corrupt FBI agents for you, so that you could know the truth. Do you appreciate the things they’ve done? The times they’ve suffered? Do you appreciate their sacrifices for you? How can you live with yourself? You say you pride yourself on the quest for the truth, but how often do you thank them? Regardless of if you mention their hardships or their sacrifices, they still battled corruption for you. They nearly died for you, time and time again. THEY GAVE UP THEIR SON IN THE QUEST FOR THE TRUTH.
Appreciate that, Cancer Men.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Reavers or not. Or if you support the Independents or not. Or hate the Battle of Serenity Valley or not. Mal’s crew still loves you and Wash died for you. He died, a horrible death that you didn’t even get the chance to mourn, for you. And today, you’re sitting there watching Mal be naked and River be crazy. Who are you to watch Serenity if you don’t believe the Firefly was unjustly cancelled? So stop underappreciating Joss Whedon and grow up. You can say we love a cancelled series but we didn’t love it enough to keep it on. WASH DIED AS A LEAF ON THE WIND BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU AND ZOE BUT ZOE A LOT MORE.
Appreciate that, Alliance.
It doesn’t matter if you believe in Julius Caesar or not, or if you support the Roman Republic or not. Or hate dictators or not. Aeneas still loves you and Julius Caesar died for your sins. He died, a horrible death, for you. And today, you’re sitting there eating your Caesar salad and perving over every hot guy who has ever played Antony. Who are you to celebrate the Ides of March if you don’t even believe in Julius Caesar? So stop bashing dictatorships and grow up. You can say we preach the will of the people but we don’t practice it. JULIUS CAESAR DIED IN THE SENATE-HOUSE FOR YOU BECAUSE HE LOVES ALL OF YOU.
Appreciate that, mentulae.Mostly under a cut because that shit is LONG. Long and glorious.