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Trafalgar eh? That's a place in London, so why am I...married? Oh...is that some blokes name? Trafalgar Law...kind of need you to come find me. Can't say I'm too thrilled about these shocks.
On a brighter note. Reggy has gone, gave him the slip with the help of a lovely dog. What a handsome dog it was as well.
On a brighter note. Reggy has gone, gave him the slip with the help of a lovely dog. What a handsome dog it was as well.
How's married life treating you Mr Black? Or have you taken his name?
[A pause where he clears his throat as if he thinks it might help with the laughter.]
Did you turn into Pads and try to bite his ferret-y face?
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Like you can say anything Moony. It's fab. Shockingly so.
[Snorts]
Bite his face? I'm not that cruel. But he will find it hard to sit for a very long time. Very long time.
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No man in the world will make me give up the Lupin name even though my whole name, minus the John part, gets less funny every year.
[A pause.]
You bit his arse? Did you rinse your gob with bleach afterwards?
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Not giving my name up either. I've had 18 almost 19 years to get used to it. It stays.
I washed it out with soapy water, whiskey and anything else I could find. Seemed like a good idea at the time. Not so much now.
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C'mon Pads, live a little. I'm married to some bloke I don't know and I can't find him and I'm still finding it funny.
[It might be possible to hear his shudder.]
Ugh...oh god that's foul. Did you throw up?
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[Groans.]
I've been gagging ever since and dry heaving.
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I'm not surprised. Didn't you try just brushing your teeth twenty or thirty times?
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Mate, if I brush my teeth any more, I'll have none left! I think I brushed too hard because my gums bled. Mint and blood is not nice.
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