Bullets are not enough

[nietzsche_waifu]

[1][Hostage successfully rescued! Although it seems she didn't really need a lot of rescuing after all... anyway, Devon has a video conference talk for you all

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[hobo_lantern]

Hello, ma'am. I heard I can find Devon here?

[nietzsche_waifu]

You're talking to her, Herb.

[Xue Yi has that "who are you?" look as she stares at the new, suspicious arrival.]

[hobo_lantern]

Whaaa? It's you? I barely recognize you. Do you have a new hairdo or something?

[nietzsche_waifu]

Yes, yes I do. That is the only thing that has changed.

[Said while accompanied by her own children.]

[hobo_lantern]

Ooh. And are these mini Devons?

*He closes to the kids*

Hello mini devons. Coochie coochie coo!

[nietzsche_waifu]

Don't say "mini Devons" ever again.

"You're a weird person."
[The comment does not come from "stay where I can see your hands" Xue Yi, but from th younger Nuan Chun.]

[hobo_lantern]

This weird person is uncle Herb, kiddos. And do you know what this weird person got? A toy!

*He shows a flailing Epimetheus to the kids*

[nietzsche_waifu]

"Another robot?"
[Xue Yi saw enough tiny robots today, apparently. While her younger sister grabs Epimetheus and immediately shakes him energetically.]

I see you have not changed at all, Herb. Xue Yi and Nuan Chun - my daughters.