Second Fake - Wuxia Training!
[David is in a relatively small spare room with a really high ceiling jumping around. He keeps rebounding from wall to wall to wall. He always eventually misses a jump and falls to the floor, but he always lands in a roll and comes up mostly unharmed, even from a few falls that look like they SHOULD have caused him significant injury and then starts again.]
I will do it. I will touch the ceiling!
[He says to himself every so often.]
I will do it. I will touch the ceiling!
[He says to himself every so often.]