Third Card.

[aheartstrength]

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[ Someone ought to really tell Hoshi to stop being in the kitchen so often, but after a victory like that, well she can't help but celebrate in her own way and that's through making a three-tiered cake! There's different flavors on each level - vanilla, chocolate and strawberry covered with frosting and little decorations here and there

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[brokenaesop]

[Mad was having some serious trouble here. On one hand WOMEN EVERYWHERE! AS SOLDIERS! And then there was the highly decorated and VERY GAY looking cake.]

[BUT ON THE OTHER HAND! Said GAY CAKE looked so deliciously mouthwatering that Mad was having serious internal conflict over it. He kept moving to the cake than kept turning around at the last second, unable to make up his mind!]

Goddamn fucking tease cake! Why the fuck are you doing this to me!?

[aheartstrength]

[ This Rider giggles at Mad's comments and shakes her head. He was amusing, she thought. ]

Well, I could have made it look unappetizing, but that wouldn't be fair to those who wanted cake. Just shut up and eat it.

[brokenaesop]

...

[Mad glares at Hoshi in a way that states that her opinion was neither wanted or needed.... then he takes a slice and shuffles off to the side looking like an upset child whilst eating the cake.]

Doing it because I want to not cos' ya told me....

[Grumble grumble.]

This is good cake.

[aheartstrength]

[ That...was a sight to behold. Who could be sad when eating cake? ]

See, was all that griping really worth it over cake?

[brokenaesop]

YES! It looks GAY!!

[hat outburst would no doubt get several looks at him.]

It's so fucking girly people would probably crap rainbows from eating it!

A man can't eat this sort of thing even if it WAS REALLY GOOD! It just... GaaaH!

[Mad just finishes the rest of the cake quickly whilst looking butthurt.]

[aheartstrength]

What, do you expect it to look manly? It's a dessert - people generally don't like their desserts to look manly. Though, there was that one time... but that was during class...

Mmhmm, right. And that's why there are barely any male pastry chefs or bakers. [ That was an attempt at sarcastic. ]

[brokenaesop]

But-that-it-fucking-gay- not-manly-

[Mad was clearly trying to find a way to reply to that but just can't find the words.]

GAAAAaAAAH!

[So very frustrated by the situation Mad smacks the plate to his face in lieu of slamming his head onto a wall... there is now cream and crumbs all over him.]

Fuck... not a goddamn word woman. You hear me?

[aheartstrength]

[ She shakes her head and goes to wet a cloth before hanging it over to Mad to clean himself up. ]

It'll be our little secret.

[brokenaesop]

[Mad grumbles and takes the cloth with a smouldering look, rapidly wiping at his face like he had a grudge. Clearly he was a person who had some complexes.]

[aheartstrength]

[ Hoshi has an inkling suspicion that he has his problems, but it wasn't her place to dredge them up. So, she'll just keep this in the back of her mind for now. ]

Want another slice?

[brokenaesop]

FUCK NO!

[He glares angrily at Hoshi...then looks at the cake... his resolve crumbling down like an anthill in the path of a flood and this was clearly showing on his face.]

Maybe?

[And now Mad bit his lip and was trying to look away from the cake... the GAY cake... the tasty cake... cue an utterly defeated expression on his face.]

yes...

[aheartstrength]

[ It's slightly amusing how he's acting, but she willingly obliges and cuts two slices for Mad with care. ]

What would you like to drink?

[brokenaesop]

just...get me some water or something...

[Clearly wants Hoshi to go away so he can be ALONE WITH HIS SHAME.]

[aheartstrength]

All right.

[ She goes to get him a glass of water and hands it to him. Look, she even included a slice of lemon. ]

[brokenaesop]

[How amusing Mad looks like he BIT into a slice of lemon when he takes the glass, merely muttering a grumbled thanks.]

[aheartstrength]

Are you not used to people being nice to you or something?