Psychic whiplash

[howling_alone]

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[fermionprincess]

Oh dear! What grievous situation did happen this time?!

[Alessandra barges in, too concerned to pay attention to insignificant details like keyboards or computer screens.]

[howling_alone]

[The console beeps a few times to get Alessandra's attention. Otherwise, Alexei just kinda sits there with a calm expression on his face... that and still pale.]

[fermionprincess]

[Finally, Alessandra notices the beeping! What could have happened here - surely there is only one explanation, which she will type right away.]

OHG NOE COUWLD WIWT IT BE THYAT YOUR SOIUL ANDD IMINDF THEWEQMESLVES ARE TRNANSPORTED TO THIS MACHJINE?!!_

[howling_alone]

UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND INQUIRY_
PLEASE TYPE AGAIN_

[Wow, this thing loves you, Alessandra.]

[fermionprincess]

Aaah! This machine mocks me, I must act quickly!

[Several lines of furious, impossible to understand typo-ridden text. Really, get those gauntlets off Alessandra. But this is finally followed by:]

UNHAND SIR ALEXEI VILLAINOUS MACHINE_

[howling_alone]

RANK 21 ALEXEI SORAS IS CURRENTLY RECOVERING. MEMORY RESTORATION IN PROGRESS._

[fermionprincess]

WHO COULLD HAVE DDI DONE SUCH A VILE THING TO HIM:_

[Backspace is for noobs.]

[howling_alone]

TRANSLATING_

DID YOU MEAN: WHO COULD HAVE DONE SUCH A VILE THING TO HIM?_

[Apparently spelling mistakes count for another language.]

[fermionprincess]

YES_

[howling_alone]

HIGH PSYCHIC ACTIVITY FROM "Kamille Bidan" CAUSED SEVERE CEREBRAL DAMAGE TO RANK 21 ALEXEI SORAS. PSYCHIC STABILITY IS IN QUESTION._

[fermionprincess]

AH THE HUUMAN MIND RELAY HOLD MANY MYSTERISOS INDEED_

[Alessandra is deep in thought now, but not for long.]

LEAVE IT RTO ME DEAR MACHINE FOR I SHALEEL MAKE THEIS SITUATION BETTER IF DI I DO SAAY SO MYTESEL_