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Feb 28, 2012 13:34

[[We interrupt your daily life for yet another Dan broadcast.  Enjoy your little hologram of Dan, k?]]

Ladies and Gentlemen, good news... and some bad I suppose, but when is good news ever truly good.

Bad news: NERV has called us in and pretty much ordered us to take care of an Angel they've discovered.

Good news: It's yet to fully hatch and develop.  So, we'll be capturing it, rather than fighting against it.  Ideally anyway.

More good news: There's a city nearby, Corinth, so, we'll be able to try and resupply while we're getting operations ready for our current Evangelion staff.  That, unfortunately means, Mister Aida, you'll have to stay on board while we're here.

Back to the bad news: Corinth has been under the impression that everyone else in the world was wiped out.  So imagine their surprise when I contacted them!  Anyway, I talked to Colonel Truman, and he said he'd let us in on a trial basis, considering we're the first human, mostly anyway, contact in years.  So, that means be on your absolute BEST BEHAVIOR, because not only will they kick us out, but they're probably in the right to attack us, considering some of you trouble makers like to go over the top amongst yourselves.

Don't think I don't know.  I am the ships computer, after all.  But I'm not here to scold you about that anyway.

You need to be on your BEST BEHAVIOR.
[[Dan gets a little bigger.]]
BEST
[[And a little more...]]
BEHAVIOR.

That being said though, the area around Corinth is incredibly toxic, so going out without some kind of protection is completely out of the question.  I know some of you might be able to handle it, but it's better safe than sorry, especially with their contamination precautions.  There will be a few HAZMAT suits ready at the main exits, and I think they might allow some mobile suits to pass too, but, I wouldn't count on that too much.

Just stay out of trouble, remember that.

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