House of Mike.
I am so ready for high school to be over. I hate it with such a passion.
I dislike a lot of things with a passion.
But not Mike. Mike always levels your head for ya. Makes sure you got your bootstraps pulled tight so you don't trip on life. Or whiskey. I mean, who else brings your a plate of breakfast potatoes with a side of ranch and a vanilla coke at any hour of the night? Mike. Who's always there when you just need to get away from things and memorize long lists of muffins? Mike.
Mike should work at House of Smells. It would be the best of two worlds combined.
I'm going to the post office, now. And, believe me, I am pumped.
I dislike a lot of things with a passion.
But not Mike. Mike always levels your head for ya. Makes sure you got your bootstraps pulled tight so you don't trip on life. Or whiskey. I mean, who else brings your a plate of breakfast potatoes with a side of ranch and a vanilla coke at any hour of the night? Mike. Who's always there when you just need to get away from things and memorize long lists of muffins? Mike.
Mike should work at House of Smells. It would be the best of two worlds combined.
I'm going to the post office, now. And, believe me, I am pumped.