Femtiofyra.
Soooo another post for hetalia_sims , because Onee didn't show up at my house today as planned, so I spent some time playing around in Sims 2 instead. Maybe I should've worked on my analysis for Svenska B...
I've gotten three more households since last time! They are:
Deidara and Sasori - Naruto
Remilia Scarlet, Flandre Scarlet, Izayoi Sakuya, Hong Mei-Ling, Patchouli Knowledge and Koakuma - Touhou Project
North Italy, South Italy, Spain, Greece, cat!Turkey and cat!Egypt - Axis Powers Hetalia
Sadly, I haven't gotten any of those households far enough to be worthy of screencapping. Or well, maybe Scarlet Devil Mansion. But anyway. Has some more Nordics!
Rating: T for Teen.
Characters: Sweden, Finland, Denmark, Norway and Iceland. And South Italy preview!
Pairings: Sweden/Finland.
Warnings: Man-love, Twilight is not srs bzns, and me being unfunny.
Disclaimer: I own the copyrights of nothing.
Summary: Our Nordics are starting to get their groove on!
This is picture-heavy. Slow connections beware!
Around the Nordic residence, winter is approaching! (Oh I love these household-specific seasons. Weather acting like that should count as a sign of the end of the world, guys.)
Norway: "Hoshit three snowflakes!" (I'd hoped the Nordic countries wouldn't think snow was that big of a deal...)
Iceland: "Hmm. An intruder alarm."
Norway: *disliking Iceland for taking a bubblebath*
And then Norway and and Sweden has a competition to see who can make the most profit off their creative skills. (Both of them royally suck, though...)
Denmark: "But Norway sucks the least." *tips*
Iceland approves!
Denmark really not-so-approves.
Sweden tries to make up for his lack of guitar-playing skills by attempting to look awesome while failing.
...Why does he even think this will work?
But then he can has some joy, because he and Finland have finally gotten a shared bed! Aaaawww.
And the fact that Sweden's dreaming of a family just makes it even cuter.
Norway: And yesterday at work, Edward Cullen came and started bitching, so I totally filleted him!
Iceland: *suddenly not so hungry*
Denmark: *omnomnom*
(...no seriously WHAT'S WITH THE SPARKLING FOOD.)
Somehow, taking a bath in Iceland's tub made Finland fit. (It's a magic tub!)
Finland: "Biggest Loser can go screw itself!"
And then, while I was looking away, I heard this romantic chime and what do you know!
Sweden and Finland proclaiming their love for each other by making out in the hot tub.
SuFin: *omnom face*
(...and then they had WooHoo. Underwater. After being mutually in love for three minutes. How did they not drown, is my question.)
Sweden: *checking out that ass*
(Why does Sweden always end up a creepy pervert for Finland in everyones' Sims games?)
Meanwhile...
(...considering what just went on in the hot tub, I'd think twice about stealing that particular bed.)
And because it was requested. ;3
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
SERIOUSLY SMART PRODUCTIONS ARE VERY PROUD TO PRESENT.
THE NORDIC
~*BROLITA*~
BAAAANNDD
On vocals: Everyone's beloved Santa, Sweden's lovely little wife, Finlaaaand~!
(Sorry, I couldn't find a mic for him. orz)
On guitar: Once a great empire of the north, now the loving husband, Swedeeeen~!
On bass: The Nordics' very own hikkikomori, with a cool exterior but a passionately hot spirit, Icelaaaand~!
On drums: Judging from the blood on that skirt, has he really left his viking days behind? Our gurololi, Denmaaaark~!
And last but not least!
On piano: Of pie-baking fame, the upper-class lady who struck a fortune in the oiling business! The pretty princess Norwaayy~!
...
...I-I kind of overdid that, didn't I? .w.;;
After their little concert, the LoliNordics take some time to unwind and play some games. LoliDen and LoliSvi have a go at rock-paper-scissors with territory at stake.
LoliDen: "FUCK YES SCANIA'S MINE AGAIN."
LoliSvi: *despaaaiiirr*
LoliNor and LoliFin amuse themselves with punch you, punch me.
LoliNor: "This is my smarts face!"
LoliFin: *gonna smash that smarts face in*
LoliDen: "Better wash this blood away before the forensics team shows up..."
LoliNor is a SuFin fangirlboy.
(And then everyone went to bed and I could finish my restoration of the livingroom. Everyone got to keep their instruments though. Which they kept playing all the time since then I AM NOT JOKING.)
How Sweden can stay asleep through that is beyond me.
I thought Denmark would to well repairing Iceland's bathtub since he had a few Mechanic points.
...I was wrong.
Sweden: 'Yay, Finland likes my guitar-playing skills!'
Finland: 'Yay, Sweden's topless!'
(Also, Norway's back there in Denmark's room, rocking on his drumset. PROOF. I TOLD YOU THEY KEPT PLAYING THOSE INSTRUMENTS ALL THE TIME.)
And that's all I have for now.
Though I did make a Mediterranean household! Let's see how they're doing!
Geh--!
N-Never mind...
...d-dude you should see someone about that.
By the way, I'm not sure about how I should arrange my Hetalia households, so I thought maybe anyone could help me out? My basic idea is:
Nordics
Sweden
Finland
Denmark
Norway
Iceland
Mediterranean
North Italy
South Italy
Greece
Spain
cat!Turkey
cat!Egypt Because Greece needs cats, and I'm not really confident in making those two characters canonically yet.
(France?)
Eastern Europe
Russia
Belaru
Ukraine
Lithuania
Estonia
Latvia
Poland
Germans//Central Europe
Germany
Austria
Switzerland
Liechtenstein
Hungary
Prussia
Asia
Japan
China
South Korea
Hong Kong
Anglo-Something-What the hell should I call this
England
America
Canada
Sealand
(France?)
Kind of split up in accordance to their cultures, languages or just the world map. Does it make any sort of sense?
As you can see, I have no idea where France should live. He doesn't really fit into either group that's possible for him. I'm not a FrUK fan in the least, so the only reasons I'd have him in England's family would be that he and England grew up together, and that he's Canada's "parent" just as much as England is. Any advice would be appreciated!
And with that, I bid farewell. Toodles~