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[srsbusinessk]

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-> VOICEMAIL

[howrichishe]

"I can't believe you helped me run an escort agency. NuMatch is supposed to be a matchmaking agency, not a brothel. Call me back."

☏ Call

[srsbusinessk]

[...Okay, Sam has no clue what the Hell just happened. He's never heard of NuMatch, and he's most certainly never run an escort agency. But she said to call so he's...calling. Might as well let her know her message didn't reach the intended target.

At all.]

☏ Call

[howrichishe]

[ Not even one ring and she answers. ] That wasn't a part of our deal.

☏ Call

[srsbusinessk]

Whoa. Okay. Um, hi?

[He didn't even get a chance to figure out what to tell her. Who picks up a phone that fast?]

Uh...Yeah. This, I'm not -- at least I hope I'm not who you were trying to call.

[SOB Sam is so confused.]

☏ Call

[howrichishe]

Oh.

[ Need to breathe, Sam? Use this long pause to do just that. ]

And, you're our winner!

☏ Call

[srsbusinessk]

[....Long pause did not help!]

I...What?

☏ Call

[howrichishe]

You've won! Aren't you ... over the moon? To be a winner? Sir?

☏ Call

[srsbusinessk]

[...Mmyep, brain officially broken.]

I'm--. No, I'm not--. [Huff.]

Look, lady, I didn't call to win any prize or anything like that, alright? I just wanted to let you know that I'm not..whoever's trying to run a brothel, or whatever.

☏ Call

[howrichishe]

I can't say I know what...you're talking about but if you'd rather not accept a win, that's your prerogative.

☏ Call

[srsbusinessk]

What? No. No, I know there's no win, no contest or anything. It's not like I'm trying to get you in trouble or anything, so just. Forget about the fake contest.

☏ Call

[howrichishe]

Fine, it wasn't my best cover-up. I obviously have the wrong number.

☏ Call

[srsbusinessk]

[Dot dot dot.]

Okay. Glad we got that clear. [Um.] Good luck with your...NuMatch, thing.