Ganked

[sroni]

Give me two characters from a fandom (or two different fandoms, that would be fun) I know of, and I will tell you how their first kiss was.

I got this from bastardsnow, and it looked like fun. I only ask that be nice to me, and don’t, for the love of mike, don’t give me slash pairings. Please. I beg. As for fandoms that I know … aw, hell, just give them to

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[bastardsnow]

Xander Harris and Jaye Tyler

[sroni]

A new Slayer had arrived at what had been deemed “Slayer Central”. And, like all the Slayers (with the exception of Buffy), she developed a crush on “the normal guy”.

After getting to know him, she found herself telling him things she hadn’t told anyone before. Or hadn’t told anyone, expecting them to believe her. Like that inanimate animals told her what to do, and if she didn’t do it, really bad things happened. And sometimes, if she did do it, really bad things happened.

She knew they shouldn’t be kissing like this. She’d just gotten burned in a relationship. But that was different. He hadn’t believed her when she told him her secrets. He hadn’t understood.

Xander believed. Xander understood.

[bastardsnow]

Very nice indeed!

[aadler]

Faith and Sawyer.

Jaye Tyler and David Nabbitt.

[sroni]

Remind me who David Nabbitt is? Oh, is he the geeky computer guy that showed up in Angel?

***

He should get the hell out of Dodge. This wasn’t his fight. Except the guy threw a mean right hook that caught him in the jaw. After that, there was no getting out. He’d been challenged, and damned if he turned down challenges. At least he wasn’t on the island anymore. There were some good things still to be had.

Without his realizing when she showed up, a girl was there, fighting alongside him. He would have told her to go away, he didn’t need her help, except she was doing a better job than he was. If that wasn’t a blow to the ego, he didn’t know what was.

Watching her fight was like watching lightning.

The guy he was fighting turned into dust. Turned into dust. Must have been some trick of light, or something. Too many drinks, not paying enough attention, and there was almost no light in the alley. Yeah. And if he believed that, he was a damn monkey

[aadler]

I’m impressed. You’ve been doing more and more of that lately. You captured a recognizable snapshot of personality (and a more enigmatic but no less accurate glimpse of a second person) in less than 200 words, and managed some nice imagery in the process.

Yes, David Nabbitt is the geeky software mogul who appeared in a couple of Angel episodes, and was mentioned in a few more.

[sroni]

Ask and ye shall receive.

***

Great. What is it about me that brings out the geeks in droves? It can’t be my sparkling personality. I don’t exactly go out of my way to be nice. Ever.

Whatever. I had one, all I had to figure out was how to get rid of him. That preferably didn’t involve a lawsuit. I didn’t care if he was some type of computer genius and was about to be rich, I just wanted him to get away from me.

When he kissed me, I decided the lawsuit approach didn’t look so bad. He wound up in an ambulance because of a broken jaw. I now have a restraining order, saying that I’m not allowed in the same city as David without checking with his lawyer first, so that he can have some warning. That was when I got fired.

I hear Wonderfalls is hiring …